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stupidest thing you've done today

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by Dicko

i accidentally left the iron on for 3 hours today. luckily i didn't burn anything!

what about you?

Dicko | 23 Apr '08, 15:04 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Attempt to put a left shoe on a right foot

and when I say attempt, I mean repeatedly attempt. Stupid 2 hours sleep. NEED MORE SNOOZE


decided

not to have surgery on my jaw so i can go to a music festival.
funtimes.


ooh

further information needed.


oh ye gods what have i done

my finals start next week. DAMN YOU CHUFF!

:(


absolutely nothing.

because i've literally done NOTHING all day. i got in at 7 this morning and i feel like my head is going to explode.


For a Mother of one

it sounds it.


Oh I was waiting for that comment.

Yes, you see, I (like every other person should), do also have a life other than raising my daughter. I had an event to attend last night, and it was great fun, but meant staying over. So I arranged for my sitter to be here overnight and I set off to be back home in time to take her to school, etc. I've spent the rest of the day chilling out and not doing much at all, and I (like everyone else), am perfectly entitled to do so.
Thanks for your concern for my daughter, though. That was kind.


Probably wearing my black cardigan to work.

"You look like the guy from the Feeling!"


released a super-virus onto the streets of London

which will wipe out the human race by the end of June

sorry, it was a pretty dumb thing to do


Oh the hilarity!


Inane definitely

Stupid? Questionable.


Yes, your post was the height of wit, wasn't it.

Stop being such an prick, how up your own arse are you?


According to a girl in the pub the other day

I'm actually up my friend Steve's arse. Now, I may be a multi-talented individual but I'm no contortionist.

With that in mind, do you have any ideas as to how I break it to Steve that I need my head back to stick up my own arse cos someone off of the internet said it?


You don't because I'm just someone off the internet.

Which is how I see you, fortunately.


Hence the anger?

/antagonism.


I'm the angry one, you're the antagonistic one.

Well that seems to be the way it works anyway. I don't know if that's what you mean but oh well.


Basically we're providing a service for each other via DiS.

I'm an angry person inside but never show it in "real" life, this helps honestly.

Do you have a problem with needing to let out your antagonistic ways or something?


^ win


Opened up an assignment

in the vain attempt to actually start working on it.


this

is a good one.


me too

Still have a word document containing just a title...am now considering the bottle of wine in the kitchen instead of thinking about voting reforms.


"Yeah, send me an e-mail with the changes you want!"

That was pretty dumb. Way to make more work for myself.


^lhis


He

Arse


oh yeah that's what it was!

but t would have been so darn funny otherwise!!


you idiol


:D


lD

?!!


Attempted to pick up my gf in the shower

before realising the floor was quite slippery.


can you please stop posting about having a girlfriend

it makes me violently ill and no-one wants that because then i'll start posting about being violently ill which is really just as awful to read about as this.


^ this


how violent is violently ill

because it sounds quite funny.


ive thrown up about ten times today at work

cos i was drinkin heavily last night. i thought there was an unwritten rule where if yuoure sick in the night then youll be dandy in the morning


i love that you're my boyfriend

hear that claire? i havea boyfriend!


no

i don't have the audio tape of drownedinsound.


are the dis audiobooks

read by Stephen Fry ? that would be interesting.


na, they're done by Mick Hucknall

with Brian May beat-boxing in the background.


i dunno. smoked? that was pretty stupid.

but enjoyable nonetheless.


exercise

i hurt now


Spilt a lot of red wine on my new carpet

As I left this morning. Actually it's technically my housemate's and it's new and it's kind of sandy coloured...so..


I attached my self to hundreds of balloons

I wanted to get attention for my parish. Alas, the attention I'm going to get is for being a prick and attaching myself to hundreds of balloons.


Watched some porn and then realised 3 hours later

that I had been wanking over a woman who looking suspiciously like my sister


Guffaw!


Hole punched the wrong side of my dissertation when I was binding it.

After 3 hours sleep in 2 days that shit cane be really quite upsetting.


*can

see me


*can even

I need my bedddddd


I ate at a Harvester......

disappointment every time.