Yes, you see, I (like every other person should), do also have a life other than raising my daughter. I had an event to attend last night, and it was great fun, but meant staying over. So I arranged for my sitter to be here overnight and I set off to be back home in time to take her to school, etc. I've spent the rest of the day chilling out and not doing much at all, and I (like everyone else), am perfectly entitled to do so.
Thanks for your concern for my daughter, though. That was kind.
I'm actually up my friend Steve's arse. Now, I may be a multi-talented individual but I'm no contortionist.
With that in mind, do you have any ideas as to how I break it to Steve that I need my head back to stick up my own arse cos someone off of the internet said it?
it makes me violently ill and no-one wants that because then i'll start posting about being violently ill which is really just as awful to read about as this.
forgot to put the iron near your face when i left it on this morning
love you too klaire.
xoxoxoxox
Attempt to put a left shoe on a right foot
and when I say attempt, I mean repeatedly attempt. Stupid 2 hours sleep. NEED MORE SNOOZE
decided
not to have surgery on my jaw so i can go to a music festival.
funtimes.
Ignored/failed to spot my bus stop on way to work and turned up an hour late.
Decided to start playing Forumwarz
oh my.
ooh
further information needed.
Please don't:
www.forumwarz.com
oh ye gods what have i done
my finals start next week. DAMN YOU CHUFF!
:(
absolutely nothing.
because i've literally done NOTHING all day. i got in at 7 this morning and i feel like my head is going to explode.
That's actually pretty stupid.
it is, isn't it.
For a Mother of one
it sounds it.
Oh I was waiting for that comment.
Yes, you see, I (like every other person should), do also have a life other than raising my daughter. I had an event to attend last night, and it was great fun, but meant staying over. So I arranged for my sitter to be here overnight and I set off to be back home in time to take her to school, etc. I've spent the rest of the day chilling out and not doing much at all, and I (like everyone else), am perfectly entitled to do so.
Thanks for your concern for my daughter, though. That was kind.
*perfectly entitled to do so once every now and then.
That you are!
I was saving Claire the trouble.
See, I would expect it from claire.
.
http://tinyurl.com/5xd47j
:D
Probably wearing my black cardigan to work.
"You look like the guy from the Feeling!"
released a super-virus onto the streets of London
which will wipe out the human race by the end of June
sorry, it was a pretty dumb thing to do
Happens to us all occasionally.
Getting up this morning.
Oh the hilarity!
^This
Inane definitely
Stupid? Questionable.
Yes, your post was the height of wit, wasn't it.
Stop being such an prick, how up your own arse are you?
you really are a moron sometimes, aren't you
Well because I'm such a moron, please explain why...
..as I really don't understand as I'm so stupid.
According to a girl in the pub the other day
I'm actually up my friend Steve's arse. Now, I may be a multi-talented individual but I'm no contortionist.
With that in mind, do you have any ideas as to how I break it to Steve that I need my head back to stick up my own arse cos someone off of the internet said it?
You don't because I'm just someone off the internet.
Which is how I see you, fortunately.
Hence the anger?
/antagonism.
I'm the angry one, you're the antagonistic one.
Well that seems to be the way it works anyway. I don't know if that's what you mean but oh well.
In the clipped tone of a studious Magnus Magnusson
Correct.
Basically we're providing a service for each other via DiS.
I'm an angry person inside but never show it in "real" life, this helps honestly.
Do you have a problem with needing to let out your antagonistic ways or something?
^ win
Opened up an assignment
in the vain attempt to actually start working on it.
this
is a good one.
me too
Still have a word document containing just a title...am now considering the bottle of wine in the kitchen instead of thinking about voting reforms.
"Yeah, send me an e-mail with the changes you want!"
That was pretty dumb. Way to make more work for myself.
you lwil!
^lhis
i made really funny post really un funny by putting an 'l' instead of a 't'
He
Arse
oh yeah that's what it was!
but t would have been so darn funny otherwise!!
you idiol
:D
lD
?!!
Attempted to pick up my gf in the shower
before realising the floor was quite slippery.
is she dead now?
can you please stop posting about having a girlfriend
it makes me violently ill and no-one wants that because then i'll start posting about being violently ill which is really just as awful to read about as this.
^ this
klaire, did you know i have a girlfriend?
^stupidest thing you've done today
you really think it's that easy to narrow down?
how violent is violently ill
because it sounds quite funny.
not as funny as the idea of you naked
i did somethign really stupid yesterday but i cant remember what it was
ive thrown up about ten times today at work
cos i was drinkin heavily last night. i thought there was an unwritten rule where if yuoure sick in the night then youll be dandy in the morning
i always find i'm more beano
i love that you're my boyfriend
hear that claire? i havea boyfriend!
no
i don't have the audio tape of drownedinsound.
are the dis audiobooks
read by Stephen Fry ? that would be interesting.
na, they're done by Mick Hucknall
with Brian May beat-boxing in the background.
Are any of your posts not joke posts?
:)
only the ones that are about how gorgeous my girlfriend is!
LOL
oh wait... you are serious.
;) SAFETY WINK
i dunno. smoked? that was pretty stupid.
but enjoyable nonetheless.
exercise
i hurt now
Spilt a lot of red wine on my new carpet
As I left this morning. Actually it's technically my housemate's and it's new and it's kind of sandy coloured...so..
not that I was drinking at 8am or anything! :D
I attached my self to hundreds of balloons
I wanted to get attention for my parish. Alas, the attention I'm going to get is for being a prick and attaching myself to hundreds of balloons.
Watched some porn and then realised 3 hours later
that I had been wanking over a woman who looking suspiciously like my sister
Guffaw!
Thats ok, I always wank over your sister.
Hole punched the wrong side of my dissertation when I was binding it.
After 3 hours sleep in 2 days that shit cane be really quite upsetting.
*can
see me
*can even
I need my bedddddd
I ate at a Harvester......
disappointment every time.
asked my supervisor "Who's that weird fat Asian bloke?"
It was my boss.