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From the Archive - Pretty Girls Make Graves: everyone's a critic...
i was going to say
the arctic monkeys.
i much prefer your answer.
what do you call a vegetable that's next in line for the throne?
..what?
an incucumber-ent
I made it up!
like 'incumbent'
Oh my god, I was so happy.
I made up a joke.
wouldn't the incumbent be the one already on the throne?
what an idiot i am!
Okay, what do you call a vegetable that's the head of state?
a chan-celery-ller?
no, an incucumberent
but i'll give you that
What's a Jew's favourite online auctioning site?
Oy Bay.
what do some Jewish people like to sprinkle on their cornflakes?
me-sugah-nah!
i made that one up too
That's why it's not funny
I was going to say carbon monoxide
To remind them of the good old days.
meshugganah means 'mental' in yiddish :(
i like your one
though.
Thanks!
How many punks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they screw in puddles of their own vomit.
(Sorry. It's the only joke I can tell.)
how many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
are you nuts? have you seen the SIZE of the average lightbulb? You must live in giant-land where they have giant lightbulbs!
how many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
WHO CARES, let them cry in the dark
How many emus does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Lots! They don't have HANDS! They'll be at it for hours!
that's a good one!
I'm on fire, aren't I?!
what did the emo say when it walked in the bar?
OW OW OW
Why does it always have to be ME? * rubs head *
fuck, that only works if I say
walks inTO the bar.
Damn it.
that Emus joke is great!
^this
My favourite home-made joke. ZsaZsa - you should compile a book of your work. F'real.
heartbreakingly
that was Zapsta's joke.
He'll be pleased. I can't even claim to be the inspiration :(
but check out the other jokes!
the one about the cucumber and the play on the yiddish word that no-one's ever heard of!
they're mine! :(
I had heard of the yiddish word!
I got it! :D
And I'd still read your joke book
so don't cry ;)
shut up.
you're the inspiration for all our lives.