for your first jools holland performance, was there anyone paying attention to the male member of the band's outfit or was it an unfortunate afterthought?
it's rude to wear a hat indoors and just stupid to wear sunglasses in poorly light areas (i.e gig venues). Perhaps in a more humourous manner than my utterly serious question.
how did they manage to make reverend and the makers seem like musical messiahs when i saw them support aforementioned sheffield cock munchers (i was only there because my mate is a big rev n th' makers fan, may god have mercy on his soul)?
My dog's got no nose, how does he smell?
awful?
Does he use taste as a substitute?
have you ever considered
writting music?
Generally speaking it's fairly well acknowledged that
you're a significantly shitter version of Daphne and Celeste, only with some male sunglasses wearing snotty git instead of Celeste.
Do you think this sells Daphne and Celeste short?
If that's not your motherfucking name
then what is it?
Wait actually, hold that, i don't care. Just shut up.
wait
are you talking about the ting tings or me?
Why?
Does rubbing oil on a duck really make it go faster?
Ask her if
she wants shitboxing.
single?
come on, we all would!
speak for yrself
How do you feel about being completely blown off stage by Alphabeat last night then ?
Huh ?
that's not hard, since alphabeat are
FUCKING AMAZING
Ask the lead singer
what her name actually is.
Or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg_s6aOp23M
RB
the singer actually reminds me
of one of those late night quiz call presenters.
specifically the one who was told by a caller "i'll cum all over your face" when i saw it a few nights ago...
What channel's that???
It clearly deserves my attention!
i believe it was the channel five one
admitting i watched quiz call on channel five at 3am - a new low.
I'll see your 'new low', and raise you the following:
I own a signed photo of one of the old Quizmania presenters.
Things aren't looking so bad now, eh?
i feel positively high-brow
You are the BBC 4
to my BBC3.
Channel five
Has this slightly crazy guy whom it keeps showing from different camera angles and zooming in. I wrote a livejournal post about it once. A new low.
<3
ask her
if she bases her look more on cascada or jodie marsh as she stubles from a nightclub at 5am
shes so munted
Ask her:
If someone were to keep playing you like a fruit machine, would you rather be a cherry or a lemon?
When do you plan on splitting up.
Maybe said as Dave Clifton (I'm Alan Partridge) would say it....Splidding up!
do the interview like jiminy glick:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg7hpycPrRo
When you were getting dressed
for your first jools holland performance, was there anyone paying attention to the male member of the band's outfit or was it an unfortunate afterthought?
I must also add
I like your song that's not my name
You do know
Oliver Twist style urchin caps will never come back into fashion?
never were in fashion
My Gran wears them
a great aunt wore one
a souvenir from her street urchin victorian days, before she was adopted by a wealthy industrialist whose shoes she shined.
ask them whether they know
it's rude to wear a hat indoors and just stupid to wear sunglasses in poorly light areas (i.e gig venues). Perhaps in a more humourous manner than my utterly serious question.
Ask them how they feel to be the saviours of music...
and icons for people with massive overbites everywhere.
How did the Tinderstick(s) int. go?
Did you ask him about Fender Rhodes?
oh yeah
That one's here: http://3sacrowd.com/articles/New-Sticks
ask them
if they can believe the amount of press attention/acclaim they're currently getting when there are so many more, much better bands getting fuck all.
or just ask who does their PR, I was always told you can't shine shit but they're proving you can.
all excellent questions, guys
keep them coming
who is best -
Salvador Dali or Andrew WK?
what's the most
they'd pay for fish and chips?
who'd win the fight
between them and joe lean and the jing jang mah jong?
also, would they consider teaming up with joe lean to become joe lean and the ting tings?
what's their favourite sandwich?
do they argue about any particular fillings?
how much
money would it cost me if i were to buy them "a fucking clue"
GUYZ GUYZ GUYSZ
THEY READ THIS SITEE!!! YOURE GOINNA GET THEM SO ANGREEE!!!
ask them
how do they feel coming from the same town as the smiths. are they influenced by moz muchly?
ask;
how did they manage to make reverend and the makers seem like musical messiahs when i saw them support aforementioned sheffield cock munchers (i was only there because my mate is a big rev n th' makers fan, may god have mercy on his soul)?
As a dinosaur, what was your favourite child?
Why do
your eyes look so worringly far apart?
Ask them:
How much money would they would have to be offered to consider splitting up and never ever ever, making 'music' again?
Where?
Does the music come from, when they are on stage?
What band was she in?
Name their influences?
If someone offered you £1,000,000 to never eat chips again
would you take it?
I've just been to see them
and had a shocker of an evening!!
Alphabeat rocked the house but I didn't get to see "Fascination" due to "official matters"!
ask them who they would collaborate with
dead or alive?
"Have you got GTA IV yet?"
.
When do they take the bins out round your way?
How would you
react if you had already paid for your ticket to Chessington World of Adventures to then find out the Professor Burps Bubble Works was closed?
Can you lick your elbow?
ask them about
appearing on the new iTunes advert as part of their attempt to "break America". Mention it's already broken.