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what did the buddhist say to the hotdog seller?

11 votes
? by ZsaZsaGaBoring

Make me one with everything.

ZsaZsaGaBoring | 29 Apr '08, 14:49 | Send note | Report this | Reply

So when exactly in this exchange

did the hotdog seller pin the buddhist to the floor and squeeze mustard into his eye?

DanielKelly | 29 Apr '08, 14:51 | Send note | Report this | Reply

a string theorist

is found in bed by his wife with another woman. she starts kicking off, but he jumps out of bed, exclaiming,

"calm down, i can explain everything!"

gamecat | 29 Apr '08, 14:51 | Send note | Report this | Reply

good one!

How many monists does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, there is only ONE monist...

ZsaZsaGaBoring | 29 Apr '08, 14:55 | Send note | Report this | Reply

...so he gives the hotdog seller a tenner

but the guy doesn't give him any money back. So he says "excuse me, where's my change?" and the vendor replies;

Change comes from within.

Arfie | 29 Apr '08, 15:05 | Send note | Report this | Reply

:D

gamecat | 29 Apr '08, 15:06 | Send note | Report this | Reply

haha...

bsoucek | 29 Apr '08, 16:03 | Send note | Report this | Reply

she's at it again!

<3

bleak | 29 Apr '08, 17:00 | Send note | Report this | Reply

<3

Seriously, I wish I'd invented this joke cos you have to think about it for two seconds and then it's really really good. Arfie's version is excellent. Maybe there is a whole series of buddhist and hot dog seller related jokes out there.

I stole it from somewhere.

ZsaZsaGaBoring | 29 Apr '08, 18:52 | Send note | Report this | Reply

did you hear that the dalai lama was found dead in a burned out monastery?

they could only identify him by his transcendental records ....

shishapangma | 29 Apr '08, 18:52 | Send note | Report this | Reply