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How horrible a movie Transformers was:

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by medulla

"let's hack into the eBay mainframe", says inordinately attractive female hacker.

"okay, but only if i can lean over a (blatantly branded) car while you do it", says 28 year old 'high school' tart.

God, it was so crap (apart from the special effects, but you can throw money at these things and everything'll work out).

The South Park episode with Imaginationland that had the F.B.I. interviewing Michael Bay was spot on!

medulla | 30 Apr '08, 13:03 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Dawsons Creek got me though my teenage years...

It also got me an A in english as every episode I sat with a dictionary just to understand half their conversations.


*through


^ This.

Anything that has Peter Cullen as Optimus Prime is ace.


Transformers was trash

if only they'd just stuck to giant robots firing at each other across some barren desert near an old military base yet somehow almost never hitting each other!


I refuse to watch it...

As it will ruin my childhood. I loved transformers as a kid.

Just like if they make a new Thundercats movie.
I will boycott.


Its about

robots who live in disguise. Of course its going to be stupid. Its hardly as if the cartoon was high brow.


Weren't they making a Thundercats film?

With Wesley Snipes? Have I just made that up?


He just got sent

down for tax evasion


Phew!

My childhood has been saved!


I meant Wesley Snipes not Liono

Did I spell that right?


Now why would they do that!

Oh the pain.


I loved it

from start to finish.

I expected to hate it.

I was wrong.


It was absolutely awful

Not enjoyable on any level


I enjoyed...

the cleavage on the hot bird.


The massive irritation of that twat in the lead

makes me fear for the quality of the new Indiana Jones SO MUCH. :(

Terrible movie.


^this

i HATE that kid as an actor


I quite like him....

and i think he will go onto some really good things.


why?

hes so irritating


I just think there is something about him....

I cannot really put my finger on it.
I have a gut feeling that he will go on and make some really great films and be a stand-out actor of his generation.


The editing was rubbish

it was all kerazy camera angles and shots that lasted about half a second for the most part.


that's the one!

(see: Dawson's Creek mention Northwards)


...

I fell asleep and missed the big (only) fight at the end. At least, I think I did. It could have just gone on being a long, tedious spazz attack for the entire duration.

As I recall, sleep took hold right around the time I realised Megatron was actually going to be not remotely badass like he should have been.