Just had the most annoying phonecall i can ever remember receiving. I can only assume, in this irate state of mind, that it must have been done deliberately.
Someone phoned me and it went like this;
Her - Hello
Me - Hi
H - Why didn't you call me back?
Me- Sorry, i completely forgot.
H - Can you turn that music down when i'm talking to you, please?
Me- Yeah sure, hang on. (I turn music down) So, whats up?
H- Oh nothing. I'll tell you later.
Me Eh? Why don't you just tell me now?
H- I don't want to speak to you when you're in a mood.
Me- What? But i'm not in a mood!?
H- Yeah you are! I'll speak to you later about it.
Me- Just tell me now! I'm not in a mood!
H- Could have fooled me! I'll call you later.
Me- Just tell me now, please.
H- No! I'm going to go. I don't like talking to you when you're in a mood.
Me- Well i wasn't in a mood, but i f*cking am now, you tw@t!
Her - (Hangs up)
Me- ARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
So if you want to really annoy the shite out of someone; ring them up and follow these careful instructions.
Doesn't sound liek it was any old "someone"
Surely that's the kind of conversation you can only ever have with your girlfriend or your Mother?
No, it was my broadband provider.
No, i kid - it was my ex/fuck buddy/girlfriend. It's very complicated. Even more so now.
shes'
preggers.
Poor you.
No
She's always that annoying.
then just...
Poor you.
wh@t @ tw@t!
Oh yeah! No need for a fucking swear filter
I was telling a mate about this via work email and had to doctor it.
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where do you learn that?
6th form?
I ahve had that exact conversation with past girlfriends....
and I fucking hate it. They always assume your in some sort of fucking mood, they twist the whole scenario to suit themselves!!!!
you moody bitch
classic
attention seeking.
My favourite went like this:
5am
Him: Hi I didn't expect you to pick up.
Me: Then why did you call?
Him: In case you picked up.
Me: Then why say I didn't expect you to pick up?
Him: Dunno.
????
cant argue with that logic
Sadly he isn't the brightest star in the sky.
Makes sense to me...
Most annoying phone call was a while back on a night when a friend had invited me out but I'd said I wasn't gonna come 'cos I was tired.
She then proceeded to call me at 2am.
And then when you get annoyed with them calling they always ask why you don't just switch your phone
Why don't they just learn to call at a reasonable hour!
not a phonecall but woman troubles:
my day off was yesterday, i was in bed when my GF returned from handing in some work.
she then said "so lets celebrate, where are we going for a meal later"
me "er, i didnt realise we were going for a meal"
"yeh of course! i just spent the last few weeks doing this project, now its done and i want to celebrate!"
"well, as you well know its united barcelona tonight"
"what"
"yeh, its the 2nd leg semi final, very important"
"but you didnt care enough to go to the pub on saturday to watch it!"
"that was a different game, and the pub was too full to get in the door - this is on itv"
"agh, youre horrible"
then i backed down like a pussy and began talking to her nicely, as if we hadnt just been arguing:
"agh ok then if you really want to, where do you want to go?"
"i dont fucking want to go anywhere now!"
blah blah blah
end of the story, she was pissed at me all day, and i didnt do shit!
but i did get to watch the match
Unless you're a massive, massive Man Utd or Barcelona fan
I would say she's got every reason to be pissed off there...
the point was
that my plans had been set in stone for weeks, hers were spur of the moment. yet she was uber pissed with me for not instantly breaking my plans to suit hers.
which wouldve been unfair
after all that you didnt even watch the match?!
yeh
thats why it says
"but i did get to watch the match"
ohhhhhhhhhh i thought it said did"nt"
oops
no no no....
she didn, trust me!!
and i am a massive united fan, and i did even have money on the game
both of these things she knows
we've even had a conversation along the lines of how im buying her a present with the winnings.
Is she sexy?
?????
yeh of course baby
i got 99 problems but a bitch aint 1
pics!
i got 14mins of work left
i might get you as pic
You could have at least
made sweet love to her at halftime to keep her happy then.
If she's in a mood with you
the last thing you'd want to do is try and get jiggy, she'll see this as you being a massive jerk and seeing her for only one thing.
^horses mouth
more or less
not saying you look like a horse
I certainly hope not
I really hope I don't look like a horse.
ermmmmm maybew you do maybe you donr
nope you dont have a picture so you do
:P
It'd be a talking point at parties.
You could do party tricks like eating sugar and leaping over tables and stuff.
On reflection eating sugar isn't a party trick really.
I will post a pic up.
I just cut my hair so I look different now though.
(Less horsey)
I did see the picture you put up on that other thread.
(not the one that I mistakenly thought of you, the one of you that actually was you).
You didn't look horsey.
^That may be the most complimentary thing I've ever said to anyone
;)
Okay I'm in the black shirt
Yep.
That's the one I saw earlier. Definitely non-equine.
Relieved
I thought I would need to don a paper bag.
Or you could use your feed bag Mr. Ed?
*safety wink*
Haha I didn't think of that
saves me having to find a bag big enough for my enormous mouth.
It would again be a talking point at parties...
Aye.
If I were inside-outside I'd probably try and arrange some sort of surprise over the weekend to try and get back in her good books...
^on the ball
romantic meal
If I were inside-outside
i'd explain to the moody whore how she had narrowly avoided feeling the flipside of my hand and that if she didn't shut the fuck up and stop sulking she could fucking do one!
I'd then write the date and time of the Champions League Final on her forehead as a reminder to not annoy me next time or ever again and that football is more important to me than her and any of her goings on.
dinner?
Yeah sure, Sweetheart.
Can't do tonight or most saturdays though.
i'll wait forever for you
It'll be worth it.
and you like angry sex too? That's marvellous! I'm always pissed off.
Shall we just cut out the bullshit and get engaged now?
lies
angry sex is best
You've made a spelling mistake there
does this involve hitting and biting and stuff?
wrong place
yes
thats correct.
in fact at half time i went to the shop and bought some sweets, and for her....
a marie claire magazine and a galaxy ripple!
what more can a girl want!
Hmmmmm?
A real man, perhaps?
^A REAL MAN
that bases his look on oasis
Yeah they all do! Anyway - ^ A young man
thats bases his look on The Klaxons.
You've gotta love sweeping generalisations.
lol
klaxons? based on what?
Lets just leave it there, shall we?
I'd expect an "oasis" jibe from some chavvy, tracky bottom wearing, know nothing, dullard in the street, but I wouldn't have expected anyone from this music forum, where about 90% of peoples looks are influenced by popular culture in some way or another, to make a comment on my appearance.
are you the same person who has posted under the name
'scuttebucket' in recent months?
in which case... never realised you were such a softie
I guess that would be me.
I'm just sick of all the comments regarding my appearance. First my Dad, then my parole officer and now you. I just can't take it anymore.
It doesn't really bother me as such. I just thought that making a comment about someones appearance, when it would be perfectly easy to say that anyone with longish hair on here resembled someone in the history of music, was rather nonsensical.
I'm more than happy to make sacrifices for that special girl in my life
However missing out on watching Arsenal play is rarely one of them.
well I AM inside outside
and what i am doing is taking her for a meal on thursday night instead!
when theres no footie on.
perfect eh!
Absolutely.
i dont miss this shit at all!
this is the way to talk to girls
calling them a twat over the phone.
why didnt i realise sooner?!
Well you know it now
That's the main thing. Go forth and conquer.
call me
Whats your number, baby?
i can tell you're getting hot for me.
why call
when i can easily call you a twat here.
You're right! You can easily call me a twat here
but i'd turn off your lights if you said it to my face.
Dickhead!
lol
but i wasnt talking to you.
Oh dear!
My sincerest apologies then.
..i wasn't either when i asked you to call me
soz lol
Doh! An easy mistake to make, no?
Or am i just a bit dim?
So i guess it's over then? Even if this was just all in my head, i'll never forget you.