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I like Claire's rat.

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by Smitch

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p.s Lottie and Sam.

Smitch | 01 May '08, 07:30 | Send note | Report this | Reply

i can't work out if walking around

with a rat on her shoulder would make claire the best pirate ever or the worst.


why do i imagine rats

talking with a strong hiss?

did the Evil Rats in the Animals of Farthing Wood do that or something?


taylor

would have a husky, sexy voice.


Best

parrots are squawky little fuckers. Claire's rat is just cute.


hmm

a certain type of pirate, I think. Not a preening one with shiny buttons and a big black wig.

More one who wears a stripy vest and holds a cutlass in his teeth.


YOU DIDN'T GET IT

x

fools


:( / :)


get your rat out

*snigger*


Rats are great pets!!

very cute, bad rep, deserve better, long live the rat (although the constant pissing on you gets a bit much)


my rat never pisses on me.

my other one used to, but she was a very nervous rat. this one is fully toilet trained.


One of my lady-wife's rats pisses all over me

Willard is a little piss machine, Napoleon not so much though.

Rats like beards, grow a beard.


i have long hair

she likes that.


russell brannd used to have 2 rats

he kept them in his hair. he is really cool i love him.


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