but who'd want to watch it?

I have nothing to hide. Except the whole washing up thing.

play me? :)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083907/

Tony Robinson, Richard Briars or Bernanrd Cribbins are available to narrate, yes.

i'm far better in theory than i am in practice and wouldn't want to give the game away...

the other day. Some really good filler music for emotional parts, where I'm walking down the road after a death or break up or something.

sure why not. i am an attention whore.

as long as they can't see me changing

but i'd have to think of some interesting stuff to do first.