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Online "Jokes" That Shouldnt Work In real life that do...

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by craigfoley2000

"Mordge-isms" That i sometimes use on this that probably shouldnt be funny in real life that turn out that I can adapt to be funny is quite a surprise.

Has anyone else tried out anything that has got a good reaction on this in real life?

(LOLcats are quite difficult to do but do work well when the other person knows what LOLcats are, I wouldnt recommend saying "Oh Hai, I has crossed road" when you see a cat crossing the road, when you are with a girl you like)

xxx

I feel pretty sick today, dont normally get ill with stomach things, so it is weird, still determined to get through the day at work though...

How are evaryone?

craigfoley2000 | 01 May '08, 14:49 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Wi-Five!

no? Oh...


I told some people about the buddhist and the hot dog vendor last night

The table went silent, then when I followed it up with the second half everybody just looked disgusted, except for one guy who started banging his fist on the table and cackling maniacally.


Link?

I haven't heard this


Here's one:

A hotdog seller at the bottom of the twin towers on September 11th looks around, and asks 'who ordered two jumbos?'


I am ins ur meeting steelin ur biskits

I'd love to be a lolcat.


Singing the start of Holst's 'Mars' from the Planets

by going 'lol....lol....lol...............
.....
.................
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!'

That was pretty great.