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The most metal thing you've ever seen

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? by TheSoundofBastards

this morning outside my flat there was this huge big black dead raven, lying there with its legs in the air. It was well metal, possibly the second most metal thing I've ever seen, after that guy dressed as a tree who did vocals with Sunn o))) for a while.
What's the most metal thing you've ever seen?

TheSoundofBastards | 02 May '08, 14:16 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Satan's Hollow

especially when Bis played there - the juxtaposition worked magically for both parties.

chuff | 2 May '08, 14:18 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Yup there is some metal.

Being used to become an Alloy. Which is like blood being used to make a pudding. Or something.

SHOOSH it is friday and I was trying to clever. :(

justanothersheeldz | 2 May '08, 14:36 | Send note | Report this | Reply

A dead body

I was also reading Terrorizer at the time.

\m/

theetersecrimp | 2 May '08, 14:21 | Send note | Report this | Reply

My Balls.

codswallop | 2 May '08, 14:21 | Send note | Report this | Reply

^Can I change my answer to this.

When I used to play football, I often controlled the ball with my crotch area. People said I must have balls of steel. :)

GalacticStar3ruption | 2 May '08, 14:24 | Send note | Report this | Reply

:D

codswallop | 2 May '08, 14:35 | Send note | Report this | Reply

On Saturday

I saw an old man with live goldfish in his earnings. He also had one of those hats made of fruit with a fake ladies head on top.

HappyHandsClub | 2 May '08, 14:23 | Send note | Report this | Reply

i saw a guy

standing right in front of part chimp wearing hearing aids. i like to think that he didn't have any hearing problems and just wanted an extreme experience.

zabakdaz | 2 May '08, 14:52 | Send note | Report this | Reply

sadpunk

Jordan_229_2 | 2 May '08, 15:24 | Send note | Report this | Reply

at the metal hammer awards

there was a bald naked guy walking around with a hook through his foreskin with a weight hanging off it.

davoirgoir | 2 May '08, 16:14 | Send note | Report this | Reply

The bassist from a really shit uni battle of the bands metal act

who not only had the full flowing curly locks, wild eyed stare and imposing beard of those who know metal, but also came on stage wearing a full suit of chainmail.

Kudos, buddy.

lemonbrickcombo | 2 May '08, 16:30 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Amazing scenes.

Was the bass made out of a runeshield and the sword of immolation? (+2 damage, 1 wound = 2 wounds. trolls cannot regerate)

shucks | 2 May '08, 16:33 | Send note | Report this | Reply

AARRRGHH

It's so metal I can barely look at it!

TheSoundofBastards | 2 May '08, 17:06 | Send note | Report this | Reply

It was a Raven>?!!?

I thought it was just a big crow.

It was definitely MEnTAL though!

I hope its still there when I get back from work so I can take some cliched photos of it! Or scan it in or something.

Moscow2 | 2 May '08, 16:34 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I've got home

and it's still there, albeit with slightly less feathers.

I think it might actually just be a crow. Shall I post it to the landlords with my rent cheque in it's beak?

TheSoundofBastards | 2 May '08, 17:08 | Send note | Report this | Reply

im totally

gonna photo this later on.

Jordan_229_2 | 2 May '08, 17:41 | Send note | Report this | Reply

my first ever gig

sepultura at brixton academy, beginning of the roots era? or end of 'arise'?

anyway, in the toilet, some biker, fat, long hair, leather, taking a piss at the urinal, banging his head against the wall in time with the music and screaming away.

andrewviolet | 2 May '08, 16:36 | Send note | Report this | Reply

so sometime between 92 and 96 ?

that is very metal though.

if it was the roots show brixton on the roots tour was the last show with max.
triple metal points for you.

soapy | 2 May '08, 21:54 | Send note | Report this | Reply

A lobster being boiled alive

It shrivelled up, turned red and then died.

trash_scene | 2 May '08, 21:58 | Send note | Report this | Reply

oh yeah what was i thinking

it was the roots show.

andrewviolet | 4 May '08, 19:32 | Send note | Report this | Reply

oh yeah

and my friend alex who is a proper metaller still says its his favourite gig ever because he 'got knocked out twice'. fucking harsh moshpit.

andrewviolet | 4 May '08, 19:33 | Send note | Report this | Reply

when i was around 15, in London Ontario

there was this guy dressed like Jesus and had this amazingly huge cross..i couldnt even understand how he was carrying it, and people were handing out flyers with the usual crap about how we're all going to hell for drinking and gaying it up, and ALSO there was a citybus ON FIRE in the middle of the road!!! it was fucking blazing! it was all very intense..

v-synth_tandevir | 2 May '08, 22:47 | Send note | Report this | Reply

oh. i thought you said Mental.

this is like when i was a teen and a boy asked what kind of music i like and i said "emo" and he said "ya i like evil music too"...

v-synth_tandevir | 2 May '08, 22:58 | Send note | Report this | Reply

a citybus on fire

is pretty metal.

TheSoundofBastards | 2 May '08, 22:59 | Send note | Report this | Reply

fire and crosses

and burning cities = very metal

soapy | 2 May '08, 23:02 | Send note | Report this | Reply

myself 6 years ago

true story

whiterussian | 2 May '08, 23:01 | Send note | Report this | Reply

no.

whiterussian | 2 May '08, 23:09 | Send note | Report this | Reply