"I need something salty in my mouth."
Should I oblige?
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From the Archive - Some Questions: The Decemberists
I love your office
*orifice
Sustained
Put some salt on your fist
then punch her in the mouth
^ this
is she fit
?
She plays Nintendo Wii
every evening, but there's still room for improvement.
depends
do you have a pack of salt and shake crisps ?
Did you burst out laughing, I probably would have.
first the woman with her legs open and now this?¬!
i want a job there!
They might be uggers though, then you'll regret it.
*fist
^5
took me a while
Is this the one who was exhibiting he clunge?
If so, I say wank into you hand, run over and throw it down her throat shoting "SHAKE! SHAKE!"
spunk isn't really salty though
To be honest, I wouldn't know.
HONEST
ain't you ever tried
your own?
No.
I know what it smells like and what it looks like, but I have never tasted it.
This is scariest reply I have posted here...
do you sometimes think it smells
like chlorine or something
See below
CONFIRMATION
It's not, well mine isn't anyway.
Nope,
different woman. Fanny sits across the office from me.
The woman next to me at work just said
"Do you have the most recent MSDS for Dow Corning 939 emulsion?"
Should I start crying now or wait until I get home?
Dow Corning?
Seriously. Thems be wankers. They owe us £80k and aren't paying.
I'll give them hell about this missing MSDS
just for you
Thanks.
Can 'Dow Corning' be a category in Stat Attack this week?
Already done.
If you mean "should I pin her to the floor and pour a jar of salt into her mouth?"
Then obviously the answer is yes.
were you looking up her skirt at the time?
also. hehe
The girl sitting next to me
is a bloke. And he did just say, "Stop wasting your time of that site."