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I've never slept with anyone from DiS

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by Zapsta

I feel kind of left out.

Zapsta | 02 May '08, 17:44 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Dinner?

...


why?


cos he's fucking ugly?

;)
SAFETY WINK


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no username: ugly?


:D


Haha


No he's not.

last night confirmed Adam is still hott.

:)


<3


I don't know

I haven't, if you mean people that you met on here or whatever. Just didn't want to be part of the generalisation.

So who has slept with who?

Can we have a comprehensive list?


there used to be one

in a spider diagram.
about a year after we all started meeting eachother. i really doubt its still up to date. and it would get really complicated.


maybe a list

of people that havent slept with other members?


Has anyone ever actually SEEN it.

I've heard rumours of its existence...


i saw it


Hmm

I thought it was a myth of DiS.


I haven't

I'm not sure I like how they keep referring to it on here every so often...


Actually, I've slept with you.......

I got in and out entirely undetected. My sexual technique is much akin to the SAS, it was all over before you'd had a chance to notice what was happening.


Just the way it's

supposed to be!


Welll the poster doesnt say invite only *frowns*

i gots lots of angry people here


I've never got it on with anyone from DiS

and I'm quite pleased. Don't shit where you eat and all that.

Then again, maybe this isn't a badge of honour at all. It's REJECTION.

Um, Anyone fancy it?


did you say

you'r going to zonino 3.5?!
let's jump on the band wagon!! :D


is that a

euphemism, "band wagon"?


Actually I don't need any of you

I'm going to have sexual relations with peole from Pitchfork and NME.com

HahahAHaHaAHAHAHAHHAhAhaHHaHaHHaHahHAHaHaHaHaha

Ah.


Pitchfork doesnt have a community

NME is full of 14yr olds


POTD

.


really?


Sure she does

it means post of the duck

of which case she is correct


???!?/!!??!?!!??!E>D>.w

SAY WHAAAAA?!
I LIKE, Y'KNOW, HAD LIKE, NO IDEA!
i thought it was like, Please Only Take Drugs!!111
and you were all like
"oh emmmmiiii, you SO naieve"
and i was all like
"say whaaaaa?!"


yesofcourseido.

fuck sake.


Even better

?


Yes he is

and no, he won't.


eeeaaaawooowaaaa -

i was joking!


"Don't shit where you eat"

i've never heard this phrase before. i can't wait to use it.


have you been living in a cave?

(a cave with electricity and internet access but a cave all the same)


if he did

then he would already be not shitting where he was eating. hopefully.


is he a

TROGLOBITE?!?!


Is there a lot of DiS lovin' going on?

I thought the circle jerking was confined to the boards.


this is where you declare

what festivals you're going to and put in a "looking for" ad


What like

ATP

Looking for: Sex?


who would do something like that?

but, you know, if anyone does fancy it, get in touch eh!


ATP

SEX!

SEX NOW!

HARD INDIE WANKING ALCOHOL COCAINE FULLED CHALLET SEX PLEASE!


copy, paste

print. sorted.


Ohhh

thats the point of rolecall. Does someone match us all up then?


I hope not :(

might get one of the mingers


ok!


me neither

but i've only met one lady of DiS

i presume she didn't want to sleep with me, had i been on the ball i probably would have asked. oh well.


'lady'

you talkin' bout me?? Your assumption was correct, but I'm happy to introduce you to nice ladies of DiS as you are too chicken shit to do it yourself!


an hour later

and i still can't believe how mean this comment is! :(


Just let us know

about the 6 month soul mate. I don't even want to wait till you sleep with her, talking to her is enough. Hurry up!


Was it the hot

slightly emo looking one in stb?


It was *a* hot, slightly emo-looking one in STB

I'm not sure how many there are.


quite small,

pert breasts?


Like an inch shorter than me!

Result! I'm not too insecure about my breast size so I didn't spend much time analysing for comparison.


Hmm,

she looks the type that'll only go for bad boys with large holes in their ears. Time for a rockin n rollin zapsta transformation montage.


Yeah

That's why I didn't ask her out :(


Right,

so have you given up on the face book soul-mate? Damn I wanted closure on that one, not retreat.

Still, on the bright side, at least this one, you know where you can strike up a conversation with her.

Are you gonna?


Unlikely


I dare you to

Even if she doesn't talk back, it'll at least be an interesting experience.

Go on, then tell us all about it.

If it helps, when I take a risk of humiliation, and it doesn't work, I never regret that I tried.


Hes right u know

I always think I'll regret it but I never do


WRONG

if i did do such things off my face on drugs I would DEFFINATLY regret. Dont ever and I mean EVER approach someone you have TRUE feelings for when your twatted.


And I have only had drugs like twice this year

whats everyone with this stereotype, just because I deffend them :(


ducks do drugs

It's just true.


I KNOW! i can't believe what poeple think of me

because of the things i've defended :'(
don't worry YESIAMADUCK WE'LL SHOW THEM ALL!@!!!


I KNOW! i can't believe what poeple think of me

because of the things i've defended :'(
don't worry YESIAMADUCK WE'LL SHOW THEM ALL!@!!!


this is a test! god i hate sodabunny and her repeats

so i'm seeing if i'll repeat on this or not :( WISH ME LUCK


Yes

I'm a terrible terrible liar. But that's no lie. Alright, I only took a seriously humiliating risk once, and I still don't know wtf happened, but I don't regret it. I felt great!