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My problem with boris johnson

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? by yes_

He has no eyebrows.

http://www.henleytowncouncil.gov.uk/media/borisjohnson.jpg

I wouldn't trust a man with no eyebrows.

yes_ | 03 May '08, 13:14 | Send note | Report this | Reply

my problem with boris johnson

is that he busted on in to my 21st birthday gathering drunk and disorderly, and had to be removed by the staff of the pub.

True story.

_pip | 3 May '08, 13:17 | Send note | Report this | Reply

actually it was quite funny

i forgive you Boris

_pip | 3 May '08, 13:18 | Send note | Report this | Reply

he does

they're just too blond to see properly. my mum has the same thing, so SHUT UP

cat-g | 3 May '08, 13:18 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Also

All of his features look like they've been pulled into the middle of his face. And he's got bad teeth.

Why would you trust somebody with bad teeth?

yes_ | 3 May '08, 13:19 | Send note | Report this | Reply

No you don't!

yes_ | 3 May '08, 13:22 | Send note | Report this | Reply

i probably should have got braces

i used to be ahead of people with teeth straightness but since everyone got braces, i lose.

cat-g | 3 May '08, 13:26 | Send note | Report this | Reply

actually

i personally cant trust anyone with perfect white teeth. makes you look like an american used car salesman...

shambler | 3 May '08, 14:06 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Ken Livingstone = Oil Painting?

My problem with Boris Johnson is that he's gonna tax the shit out of me. :(

tohereknowswhen | 3 May '08, 14:01 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Explain how

considering the following two issues

(a) you don't appear to live in London AND
(b) Tax increases aren't on his manifesto

DanielKelly | 3 May '08, 14:03 | Send note | Report this | Reply