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"Sarandon's stellar personal qualities give her the "whole package" and help to alleviate many of the feelings of shallowness and post-ejaculatory guilt he has experienced in the past, most notably during the late 1990s, when he masturbated almost exclusively to Sarah Jessica Parker."

Panic | 3 May '08, 20:19 | Send note | Report this | Reply

me too

i haven't picked one up in ages. do you guys get the free print ones over there? probably not. but do you?

alley | 3 May '08, 20:21 | Send note | Report this | Reply

NO!

:(
you can subscribe, but it costs like $200/year.

i have an old one somewhere, from just before the California recall election that put Arnie in power. the headline on the front is "Schwarzenegger elected first horseman of the apocalypse" :D

guntrip | 3 May '08, 20:24 | Send note | Report this | Reply

no we don't

now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to manually blow air into my keyboard :D

OceanStorm | 3 May '08, 20:24 | Send note | Report this | Reply

you'll get spit all over it

(update: it's stopped now)

alley | 3 May '08, 20:30 | Send note | Report this | Reply

no

you can buy it in Borders tho.

shadyadie | 4 May '08, 12:19 | Send note | Report this | Reply

My favourite period was right before the 2004 election

They were on a hot streak with John Kerry. Personal favourite: 'Hundreds of Republicans Injured In Rush To Discredit Kerry'.

Also:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/44460

Brilliant

Lucien | 3 May '08, 20:34 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Found the article

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30691

'Many of those bearing sound bites also have dislocated joints in those places where their fingers were pried from microphones'

Lucien | 3 May '08, 20:39 | Send note | Report this | Reply