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I'M RIDING AN OLD BIKE DOWN BRICK LANE
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I'M WRITING SONGS IN A NEW YORK HOTEL ROOM
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I'M WEARING SUNGLASSES WITH RED FRAMES
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What other massive cliches do people engage in to even fill a teeny corner of the void of being terminally ordinary?

I'm lentil weaving in
Manchester, does that count?
I'm
working in Amsterdam on the 9th floor overlooking centraal station and the IJ.
I guess it's not a cliche, bhink of that what you will :-)
I'M POSTING ON THE WRONG FORUM
I'M GOING TRAVELLING TO FIND MYSELF
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I DO SOME WRITING FOR A LOCAL MUSIC MAGAZINE.
I applied online for tickets to radio 1's big weekend
i cry myself to sleep
I prefer kissing in Paris, over smoking...
I'm Cheese Skittling in Skegness