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by the_big_cheese

sometimes i eat paper. wtf is wrong with me?

the_big_cheese | 06 May '08, 21:50 | Send note | Report this | Reply

freud would say

you are orally fixated.


umm

I used to when I was a kid. NO idea why.


you were either over fed

or under nourished/neglected as a child.


I hated my mother's food.

This much is true. I wasn't underfed though. Well, except when I stayed with my "THERE'S PLENTY OF WATER IN THE TAP" nan.


Same

but only because I couldn't be arsed to unwrap my Chewits. When you did unwrap them, it was always impossible to get *all* the paper off, so eventually I just thought "Fuck it" and ate them with the paper on.


I just chewed an apple

and rather enjoyed it


I'm terrible at this.

I literally rip pens to shreds within 5 minutes of picking them up and, far less pleasantly, fingers are actually scarred from the amount I've chewed them (Though I don't do is as much as I used to).

Pretty much any object I can pick up and gnaw on is fair game really. It's a terrible habit.


I eat fag papers

and have a bizare fixation with biting the end of pens off and sticking the bits between my teeth.


I will eat the stick

after a lollypop..


It's only natural

for the people replying to this thread.


=/

we need some kind of support group


OR

fuckloads of lollys. I say the latter.


i like

the way you think


Straws.

I am obsessed with them.
It's a problem.


i bit off the skin around my fingernails and chew that

not because i'm nervous or anything. i just really enjoy the taste. i often think that when pigs become the dominant mammal on the planet their pub snacks are gonna be bags of human toe and fingernail detritus and marketed as 'human scratchings'.