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The Verve at New York WaMu Theatre, Mon 28 Apr
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Mogwai at London Queen Elizabeth Hall, Mon 12 May
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Subtle - ExitingARM
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The Great Escape 2008: the DiS preview
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Pendulum - In Silico
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Tindersticks at London Royal Festival Hall, Sat 03 May
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Adam Green, Noah & The Whale at Manchester Club Academy (Cellar), Fri 11 Apr
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Effi Briest at London Camden Barfly, Tue 22 Apr
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Cut Copy at London King's Cross Scala, Wed 23 Apr
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Frightened Rabbit at London Bloomsbury Bowling Lanes, Thu 01 May
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Explosions In The Sky's guide to ATP
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Flight Of The Conchords: comedy Kiwis on their musical dabblings
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Late Of The Pier, The Displacements, A Place To Bury Strangers, Collapsing Cities at London Camden Barfly, Wed 07 May
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Bon Iver - For Emma, Forever Ago
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Crawling, talking: The Wave Pictures in conversation
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Iron and Wine, Bon Iver @ Sheffield Leadmill, 14/05
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Liars, Battles, Fuck Buttons, Dirty Projectors @ London Astoria, 14/05
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Jay Reatard, Soiled Mattress and the Springs, Times New Viking @ London Barden's Boudoir, 14/05
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Man Man, Bloodgroup @ Manchester Phoenix, 14/05
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Black Lips @ London 100 Club, 15/05
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The National @ Dublin Olympia, 15/05
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Jens Lekman @ Glasgow Oran Mor, 15/05
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the pAper chAse, Black Mountain, Vessels @ Leeds Cockpit, 15/05
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The Raconteurs @ Liverpool Academy (Liverpool University), 15/05
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Frightened Rabbit @ Dunfermline Carnegie Hall, 15/05
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Caribou, Born Ruffians, Wildbirds & Peacedrums @ London King's Cross Scala, 15/05
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The Twilight Sad, Frightened Rabbit, Dirty Summer @ Dunfermline Carnegie Hall, 15/05
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Glass Candy, Mike Simonetti @ Manchester Star & Garter, 15/05
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Nasty Fest IX @ Leeds The Faversham, 17/05
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Example, Bloodgroup, Christopher D. Ashley @ Brighton Pressure Point, 17/05
not right now, darling.
washing your hair?
there's a re run of pride & prejudice with colin firth
on uktv gold.
I thought this was going to be a question
about inserting a diaphragm.
Everyone knows how to do that...
Stick it in the arse...
surely?
^^ post of the day.
I am afraid I can answer neither question tho.
That's all folks...
while we're on the subject, what the fuck is a coil?
I'm still scarred from being 14 and a girl saying to to me "oi, you can shag me if you want, i've got a coil". I always imagined it to be literally like a spring, only, in an awful place.
DO ANY WOMEN
ACTUALLY OWN AND USE A MOONCUP???
2 girls 1 mooncup?
2 guys 1 horse?
Urgh...
...
2 guys 1 riveting game of Kerplunk that resulted in a tie.
no
am i disqualified?
yes
GET OUT!
can you piss in a sink?
With the current world economy
can I afford not to?
Probably could
but never have, and don't intend to. The person I live with is heavily domesticated, plus pretty much the only thing that ever goes in the oven is pizza on a tray, so no need really. Why?
can you?
Probably not to a point where a Food Safety Inspector'd approve.
dis fact:
i cleaned the oven last week
Yes!
Although I absolutely HATE doing so. I cleaned mine for the first time in a year the other week. I also cleaned my buggery hard to clean windows.
I can't bake or sew, don't know how to dress and would prefer to climb a tree than go for a facial, so I basically fail at being a woman otherwise.
* how to wear a dress
i can sew.
and knit
Well you're more of a girl than I'll ever be.
Except, can you bleed every 28 days? That takes special skills.
Or a well-applied kitchen knife...
Kinky!
did you really just type that?
Yes, apparently so.
I also told my nephew off for farting at the dinner table on Sunday; do I win more girl-kudos for that? :0\
Depends whether it was really you who'd farted...
I don't fart in front of people!!!
^ fucking liar.
every time we've met you've subtly broke wind.
You arsehole
I thought we agreed that you wouldn't mention it, and I wouldn't mention your premature ejaculation issue? I won't go trusting you again.
always cracks me up when women assume men find premature ejeculation embarassing.
If you could run the 400m in fifteen seconds you'd be proud, right?
PS: Check your curtain.
no, thats just age
i bleed most days.
No.
Probably could if I tried I suppose, but it's best to just say no to these things, otherwise someone might actually make you do it.
i got taught how to in school
kinder, kirche, kuche; i love all that shit.
If I tried
I probably could, but I don't intend to attempt it anytime soon, or ever.