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Women of DIS, silly question for you.

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by theguywithnousername

Can you clean an oven?

theguywithnousername | 06 May '08, 22:10 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I thought this was going to be a question

about inserting a diaphragm.


^^ post of the day.

I am afraid I can answer neither question tho.

That's all folks...


while we're on the subject, what the fuck is a coil?

I'm still scarred from being 14 and a girl saying to to me "oi, you can shag me if you want, i've got a coil". I always imagined it to be literally like a spring, only, in an awful place.


DO ANY WOMEN

ACTUALLY OWN AND USE A MOONCUP???


2 guys 1 horse?

Urgh...


...

2 guys 1 riveting game of Kerplunk that resulted in a tie.


no

am i disqualified?


yes

GET OUT!


Probably could

but never have, and don't intend to. The person I live with is heavily domesticated, plus pretty much the only thing that ever goes in the oven is pizza on a tray, so no need really. Why?


dis fact:

i cleaned the oven last week


Yes!

Although I absolutely HATE doing so. I cleaned mine for the first time in a year the other week. I also cleaned my buggery hard to clean windows.

I can't bake or sew, don't know how to dress and would prefer to climb a tree than go for a facial, so I basically fail at being a woman otherwise.


i can sew.

and knit


Well you're more of a girl than I'll ever be.

Except, can you bleed every 28 days? That takes special skills.


Yes, apparently so.

I also told my nephew off for farting at the dinner table on Sunday; do I win more girl-kudos for that? :0\


^ fucking liar.

every time we've met you've subtly broke wind.


You arsehole

I thought we agreed that you wouldn't mention it, and I wouldn't mention your premature ejaculation issue? I won't go trusting you again.


always cracks me up when women assume men find premature ejeculation embarassing.

If you could run the 400m in fifteen seconds you'd be proud, right?

PS: Check your curtain.


No.

Probably could if I tried I suppose, but it's best to just say no to these things, otherwise someone might actually make you do it.


i got taught how to in school

kinder, kirche, kuche; i love all that shit.


If I tried

I probably could, but I don't intend to attempt it anytime soon, or ever.