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people who cant skin up properly PISS ME OFF!

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by inside-outside

i know people who've been smoking for years but cant roll a zut to save their lives.
its pathetic. I have one housemate who rolls the thinnest, papery, tobacco heavy, spindly things ever
another who used to be good, but now tries to make the shortest and fattest possible, so all that happens is 2 tokes later theres a cherry the size of my hand and half of the zut is wasted.
another who makes 1cm roaches, puts weed all down one side, rolls it so tight it wont smoke and wastes all the weed in the spliff.
i cant tell these people how to roll cos they think theyre the fucking champs at it and wont listen.

its one of the things in the world that pisses me off so much. Its the equivalent of pouring someone a beer made entirely of head and then charging them double for it. Its a senseless and terrible waste.

inside-outside | 07 May '08, 14:01 | Send note | Report this | Reply

judging by your other thread

you can't do it either


what u mean?

i take pride in the skinning


something about a little finger

roach or something


yeah

but you made out your roaches are longer than that.

I don't know why I care.


yeh mine are typically the length of the green card in the back of a rizla packet

which is the optinum length as far as im cvoncerned:
doesnt burn your lips, and you can hold it right to the end


that's mental

are your joints a metre long or something?


no no no!!

i have to draw you a pictre, hang on!


here.... look at my profile pic now

the part of the green marked is the length of the roach.....


ok wait thats not worked properly

but anyway the vertical line on my drawing of green - thats the length

hopefully it has all become clear!!


You Gypo.


Do you ever think its funny that 'sacre blue!'

means 'holy blue!'? I do.


well i never knew that

i thought it meant something offensive


yeh

cos thats what i do. i just waste my life smoking myself unconscious by lunchtime, then styarting on the special brew when i wake up.
you got the nail on the head boi, well done


hahah

reece r stoner
he was making a joke durrrrr


i charge more to answer such questions

as your financial advisor, i think your better off not paying such added expenditure...


Does going on and on about smoking weed warrant a ban?

shut up already.

Now people who cant prepare smack properly THOSE are the real bastards of this world.


oh yeh! a ban. nice idea

does telling you to piss off also warrant a ban?


that

is a comeback.


it sure is baby

ill be here all week


^Ban Request

I don't care.


You officiallt talk about drugs more than I do..

..thanks.

Seriously though don't bother, it's far too much effort. There are better drugs out there and they don't involve skinning up.


I guess I am out of touch

a fucking zut? wtf?


i had a friend

who was also like your friends.

Rolled the worst joints ever, weak, baggy, or too tight, mostly of tobacco. He had smoked for years more than me yet still rolls terrible joints.

We ended up smoking our own :-)


yeh thats what we end up doing too

not that i smoke much weed, but if im gonna then ive got to do it properly at least!


i enjoy skinning up more than smoking!

sounds weird but its true.


*does not compute*

You enjoy preparing your drug more than actually taking it, what???

You're right that is weird.


Not true

See non-obese chefs


well i love making a zut/zoot

i quite like the craftmanship of it, since you can make a beautiful looking zut qith a bit of practice!
but yes, i do like to smoke it too! that would just be strange


ha

yeah i know, soooo annoyin when they cant do it proper n our sitting there like "come on!"

i was pretty bad for a bit too tho so i cant talk :)


here's a theory

maybe the way you skin up actually shows up many of your personality traits.

front load - selfish cunt
too tight - stressed and uptight
baggy - doesn't give a fuck
perfectly crafted - takes pride in their work
totally loaded and strong - pothead
weak - tight fisted cunt who will smoke plenty of yours.

whaddya think?


haha

yeh i agree.
front loaders are the worst type of cunt

altho i find the people who burst into a room as its lit and assume they're having an equal share of it! nothing worse than grudgingly having to share something that wasnt made to be shared.

like if i went up to you in the pub with my mates and demanded we all shared your pint. its just silly and wasteful!


lol

reminds me of the "spliff politics" from Human Traffic.


I am just soooooooo good at this

Men are amazed. They are like potent, balanced, works of art, I should sign them.
Basically if you meet me, ask me to roll em for you.


inside-outside

better be a incredibly clever parody of a douche, or this is the worst thread on DiS... ever.


surely not

its a topic dear to my heart this! its like if you were an expert sandwich maker surrounded by inexperienced sandwich makers