i know people who've been smoking for years but cant roll a zut to save their lives.
its pathetic. I have one housemate who rolls the thinnest, papery, tobacco heavy, spindly things ever
another who used to be good, but now tries to make the shortest and fattest possible, so all that happens is 2 tokes later theres a cherry the size of my hand and half of the zut is wasted.
another who makes 1cm roaches, puts weed all down one side, rolls it so tight it wont smoke and wastes all the weed in the spliff.
i cant tell these people how to roll cos they think theyre the fucking champs at it and wont listen.
its one of the things in the world that pisses me off so much. Its the equivalent of pouring someone a beer made entirely of head and then charging them double for it. Its a senseless and terrible waste.

So you've been to Europe then?
judging by your other thread
you can't do it either
what u mean?
i take pride in the skinning
something about a little finger
roach or something
yeh thats my housemate innit
yeah
but you made out your roaches are longer than that.
I don't know why I care.
yeh mine are typically the length of the green card in the back of a rizla packet
which is the optinum length as far as im cvoncerned:
doesnt burn your lips, and you can hold it right to the end
that's mental
are your joints a metre long or something?
no no no!!
i have to draw you a pictre, hang on!
here.... look at my profile pic now
the part of the green marked is the length of the roach.....
ok wait thats not worked properly
but anyway the vertical line on my drawing of green - thats the length
hopefully it has all become clear!!
eat an E.milessssss easier
^this is a joke by the way
You Gypo.
it's spelt 'zoot'
"zut" is the morew cultured way god reece
zut alor!
Do you ever think its funny that 'sacre blue!'
means 'holy blue!'? I do.
well i never knew that
i thought it meant something offensive
i'm pretty sure he's aplet bleur wrong
and i'm pretty sure i spelt splet wrng too
and wrong
gay
Fine
Crown blue it is.
sweet jesus! if youre right then my life has no meaning anymore
yeah it's ok though, why not skin up and just get high all day instead
yeh
cos thats what i do. i just waste my life smoking myself unconscious by lunchtime, then styarting on the special brew when i wake up.
you got the nail on the head boi, well done
who are thee to bo i an i?
hahah
reece r stoner
he was making a joke durrrrr
um, lol?
what you loling at
what's it to you?
seeing as though youtr my financial advisor id say quite a lot!
i charge more to answer such questions
as your financial advisor, i think your better off not paying such added expenditure...
Does going on and on about smoking weed warrant a ban?
shut up already.
Now people who cant prepare smack properly THOSE are the real bastards of this world.
oh yeh! a ban. nice idea
does telling you to piss off also warrant a ban?
that
is a comeback.
it sure is baby
ill be here all week
^Ban Request
I don't care.
ah, we're tackling the weighty issues on DiS today
You officiallt talk about drugs more than I do..
..thanks.
Seriously though don't bother, it's far too much effort. There are better drugs out there and they don't involve skinning up.
*officially
its my first 'drug' related thread that I've started!
so not too bad
some people might like skinning up
I guess I am out of touch
a fucking zut? wtf?
joint
i had a friend
who was also like your friends.
Rolled the worst joints ever, weak, baggy, or too tight, mostly of tobacco. He had smoked for years more than me yet still rolls terrible joints.
We ended up smoking our own :-)
yeh thats what we end up doing too
not that i smoke much weed, but if im gonna then ive got to do it properly at least!
i enjoy skinning up more than smoking!
sounds weird but its true.
*does not compute*
You enjoy preparing your drug more than actually taking it, what???
You're right that is weird.
Not true
See non-obese chefs
Slightly different
well i love making a zut/zoot
i quite like the craftmanship of it, since you can make a beautiful looking zut qith a bit of practice!
but yes, i do like to smoke it too! that would just be strange
ha
yeah i know, soooo annoyin when they cant do it proper n our sitting there like "come on!"
i was pretty bad for a bit too tho so i cant talk :)
here's a theory
maybe the way you skin up actually shows up many of your personality traits.
front load - selfish cunt
too tight - stressed and uptight
baggy - doesn't give a fuck
perfectly crafted - takes pride in their work
totally loaded and strong - pothead
weak - tight fisted cunt who will smoke plenty of yours.
whaddya think?
haha
yeh i agree.
front loaders are the worst type of cunt
altho i find the people who burst into a room as its lit and assume they're having an equal share of it! nothing worse than grudgingly having to share something that wasnt made to be shared.
like if i went up to you in the pub with my mates and demanded we all shared your pint. its just silly and wasteful!
lol
reminds me of the "spliff politics" from Human Traffic.
I am just soooooooo good at this
Men are amazed. They are like potent, balanced, works of art, I should sign them.
Basically if you meet me, ask me to roll em for you.
although if you are budgeting you will have to sort out how much you want in it
Bongs!
inside-outside
better be a incredibly clever parody of a douche, or this is the worst thread on DiS... ever.
surely not
its a topic dear to my heart this! its like if you were an expert sandwich maker surrounded by inexperienced sandwich makers