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'the black parade' is where Emos think they will go when they die

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by ZsaZsaGaBoring

The Daily Mail give a brief summary of Emo after a thirteen-year old girl kills herself because she is an 'Emo'.

ZsaZsaGaBoring | 08 May '08, 00:02 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Yet another thing

Honkeys are trying to steal from us Brothers


In the shop this morning

I very nearly bought the Daily Mail so that i could take home and read the article linked to the headline on the front; WHY ARE SO MANY FATHERS KILLING THEIR CHILDREN?

I really want to know. Last time i spoke to my Dad he seemed really pissed off and he wants me to go and visit him. I need pointers to avoid any impending death situation.


But what if...

it's just sensationalist nonsense and the amount of child deaths attributed to the hands of their fathers is no higher than any other year, yet the Daily Mail wanted to put a spin on it to fill column inches and ultimately convince middle England that we're in the grip of a growing trend of patriarchal infanticide, (possibly) linked to growing disillussionment of Labours non-existent Father Rights policy?

Nah, fuck it, you're right! Looks like i'll be bringing a special guest to Daddy's birthday party this year; "Meet The Reaper, Papa!"


They go to New Orleans?!

*runs off to join the emus*


"Two weeks before, I saw the cuts.

I asked her about them and she said it was an Emo initiation.

"She promised me she would never do it again."

She kept her promise. What a lovely girl.


Emo initiation

'Now you will wear baggy black trousers and wear Punkyfish. It is part of being one of us.'


*Baggy?

OMGZ, U iz outta da tribe, innit?!


WHEN I WAS

(p.s. this is bull. shock tactics in the face of fact is getting quite hard to bear.)


A YOUNG BOY! MY FATHER, HE TOLD ME!

Bang goes all credibility I managed to scrape together.


I spent a good 30 seconds

trying to work out what the/an Emos was. When I realised it was the plural of Emo, I felt like my mind might not totally be dominated by pop tribalism. scary thought.


yeah, there should be a collective

noun for emos. It looks wrong, 'emos'. Looks like 'atmos' or 'ethos', like an important word rather than the name of pop tribe.


...

Emo's aint as hard as Goths. Goths usually smoke the bones of a Victorian, meloncholic clown.

(sorry. Jacked this from that shit sketch show on BBC Three).