whats the deal? do they have penises? and vaginas? and if so, where!? and how big are they.
ive been watching monkey world on 5 after work you see
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No
They release monkey spore clusters to breed. You fuckwit.
:D
i thought maybe it was eggs, or perhaps seed pouches
I think I love you
Can I deposit my DNA in your pouch?
as long as its draught DNA
dont want none of that semi congealed shit
wait actually
are they like dogs? like going up inside them or something. cos weve been watching this monkey program for ages and we've gotten quite obsessed with knowing about monkey love.
(this isn't nearly as dodge as it sounds!)
Monkeys do indeed have penises
I saw a monkey wanking when I was in India. Funniest thing ever, although the monkey was a little embarrassed when I started taking photos.
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=636437&id=551913968
ah the one facebook photo
I actually want to look at. Still not enough for a login though
I CAN'T SEE IT
HOW CAN I DO WORK WHEN I HAVEN'T SEEN THE MONKEY WANKING?
ditto
tinyurl it!!
Doesn't the link work?
He's not actually wanking in this photo, but he does have his junk proudly on display.
I can't believe I created a photobucket account just for this photo
I hope it's worth it guys!
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn235/markusvw/monkey.jpg
ha!
its just like barts in the simpson movie
I feel better about myself
So I see Australians don't restrict their animal love just to sheep!
;)
That's New Zealanders, a common misconception
But monkeys are my favourite animal. Not like that!
To us Saffas you lot are all the same :)
I'm not even going to dignify that with a response
oh wait...
:)
You're lucky you're pretty
Pretty what?
Tall? :)
From what I can remember you are rather tall!
and blond.
With a fabulous collection of t-shirts!
I just got a new old t-shirt yesterday
I have to stay away from ebay but I can't help it sometimes.
im afraid this thread is limited to the discussion of monkey peni
My apologies...
What if said t-shirt has the picture I posted printed on it?
yes that would be acceptable!
It doesn't unfortunately
But I'm now considering getting one printed.
^ Yes.
Monkey Penis shirt FTW!
It can't just be that picture
It needs a witty caption. Any ideas?
How about:
No it's not a banana I'm just happy to see you.
:D I laughed out loud!
I'm seriously considering getting this done.
If it becomes a multi-billion pound slogan...
I'm claiming royalties!
we demand monkey junk
or failing that: munky from korn's junk
I think we found the missing link!
ive seen hippos making love
ina zoo in tenerife. it was magical.
that's not a monkey story!
I misread that as hippies
This is possibly even more stupid than one of my threads.
Yes, that stupid.
pretty stupid, yes
but we got a monkeys penis out of it. and i have been enlightened
The Wolfs Monkey
has Blue balls.
'The rumps of young De Brazza's guenons are yellow, and adult males have a bright blue display during mating season!' display = cock prettry much.
I'm lookin for a picture hehe
http://www.sandiegozoo.org/animalbytes/t-guenon.html
this is not a picture of a monkey penis
:(
I was disappointed too
scientist seem unwilling to take pics of this monkeys balls
I am sadderend by this fact. As soon as I find one I shall whip it out for the world to see.
Biology student to the rescue!!
Yes they do have penises. However, I think they're larger smaller in body size to penis ratio due to the different mating/social systems of most monkeys.
*largely smaller
fail
do black monkeys have bigger willies?
Get out
heh
My photo made the newsletter!
Heck yes! I feel like a proud father.
as did my quote
I have just noticed and I am yet to find the balls of that monkey the blue balled bastards hiding them.
Well
http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF023-Monkey_Love.gif
i have just
started this thread and nearly spat my cornflakes over the screen
wtf