I haven't watched any of this series, but happened to glance at the eviction.
I probably shouldn't, but I found the black haired woman rather attractive.
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Upon first reading, I missed the word "haired" there
I was quite shocked, I can tell you.
^^^ Racist
^^^ Humourless bellend
JOKEZ!!!!!1111
I now regret not posting "Pickaninny?", actually.
:D
Something about watermelons
Don't take the piss out of my moobs!
I'm very sensitive :(
Agreed
although she does look the type to turn "Rough and Tumble" into "GBH"
You should ask guntrip about his experiences in this field.
In which field?
arf
pcs plz
She has quite an angular face
and I couldn't quite work out whether she was lush or not.
How was Michael not sacked?
She was ok looking
But she's a typical fucking arrogant Jackeen.
Lucinda FTW
What's a 'Jackeen'?!
a Dubliner
but she was fit though.
A derogatory term for someone from Dublin
Cork FTW
stupid bogger.
Pair of tinkers,
the both of youse.
My mum used to call my siblings and I tinkers
when we made the house messy
Likewise.
Nice bone structure.
Not sure about the 1990s chinese character tattoo though.
EEEEWWWW!
Where? As I say, I only saw it for about 2 mins.
Please don't tell me on her lower back and it says 'Love and Beauty'.
Right arm
no idea what it said.
Sweet and sour pork!
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE let that be true.
1990s chinese character?
http://tinyurl.com/4qbqcp
I would've gone for
http://themes.belchfire.net/screenshots/Take_Me_Chun-Li_.jpg
(best picture I've ever found on the internet)
Aaaaaaaargh
NFSW! N S F W!!!!!
pretty funny though
The Ladytron reject?
She's pretty hot. But also horrible. Complete revulsion boner if ever there was one.
Hahahahaha.
She really does look like a poor man's version of the girl fromo Ladytron!
Yup!
That said, I probably still would.
Also for the ledger last night's episode
Best. Episode. Ever.
It kept getting better and better. Then the coup de grace - "I don't think Edinburgh's what it used to be". I didn't think I was ever going to stop laughing
^
This. All this.
I had to pause my AMAZING HARD DRIVE 32'' HD TV to stop dying
of laughter. It was the greatest episode yet. I loved the moment when Alex got sent home - hundreds of tousands of women breathed a sigh of relief.
Lee FTW.
Lee is the most needlessly aggreasive man in the world
"Lee, we've made some tea"
"WE'VE FUCKING NAILED THAT TEA MATE!"
That said, I thought he did ace as leader.
:D
"LEE MCQUEEN IS CONCERNED."
"THAT'S WHAT I'M TAHLKIN ABOUT!"
CAW! CAW! CAW!
That impression made me think of Arrested Development.
"A chicken doesn't sound like that. Chickens DON'T CLAP!"
his alarm clock impression
was absolute genius
I'm tipping him to win
Whilst she was pretty
she didn't really do it for me.
The first time that a team has lost where I wouldn't mind who got fired as they were all hateful shrubs.
They put all the people I hate onto one team!
For me it was a joy watching them fall apart. I do feel sorry for Alex though, he always gets lumped with all the belters.
Clare is a fucking momo.
I was actually jumping up and down last night when that horse faced bitch got it
Sir Alan
was on superb form in the boardroom and showed up their tactics and switching targets very very well.
Well he panders a bit some time for the cameras
You can see why he's gotten where he is. He is sharp as a tack
That should say "while"
had to laugh
at Lee swearing on the phone whilst Raef was trying to do a deal.
"THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!"
Was wetting myself during the whole halal/kosher thing as well.
That was pretty funny..
..surely they should have been able to work out that you'd be unlikely to find a kosher chicken from a muslim stall.
The halal/kosher thing was ignorance of the highest order
Especially because of the glee it generated in my house when we remember Alan Sugar is Jewish
This may explain
why everyone's been talking about halal and kosher in the office today.
Props to Lee for going to the Jewish section.
Lee actually seemed to do some research and make silly noises
rather than just running in!
Last week
I thought Lee was bang out of order when he was just bullying Sara back at the house. Yesterday he completely redeemed himself. What a guy.
Particularly as one of them
is a 'good Jewish boy'.
If that was me, I would've sacked him on the spot
And I have to say, in keeping him, especially when he was so complicit in the halal thing and the bribing, well, make your own minds up
It's coz he reminds SAS
of himself when he was younger. It's a weakness of his that he's revealed in previous series with other candidates.
i missed it
so am watching it NOW
To be fair, as much as I dislike Jennifer
I don't really understand how Claire / Michael could've been considered better. Hopefully they'll be the next two fired, it would make for a brilliant run in. But I think unfortunately it's about time for a Raef / Lucinda / Sara firing... they can't have half the people left being really quite nice.
The Claire/Alex pretending to be a couple thing was quite funny
as was how often Claire mentioned it in the boardroom.
Haha, I think the line between fiction/reality was getting blurred a bit
It's the first (and hopefully only) time I've felt sorry for Alex. "But we were boyfriend and girlfriend!!" every two minutes..... oh dear.
She wants to FUC* his face.
I can imagine she would be the sort that would want to use a dildo strap on to shag her boyfriend up the arse.
Everything Clare said in the haggling
was playing into the shopkeepers hands
"My feet hurt and I want to go home"
oh dear!
I really like Lucinda
As she seems to me the only one who has a talent that isn't being in sales
I really like her as well
especially the way she kind of lollops around like a thunderbird puppet.
:-D
Her berets make me chuckle.
She's just really cute
"lollops around like a thunderbird puppet"
Best description ever. :D
Michael is a cunt
Yep
from the moment during the laundry task where he started trying to recreate the Schwarzenegger/Weathers big armwrestle/handshake from Predator and shouting like he was King Dong that fuckhead's card was marked.
He's an obnoxious little shit
Really pissy whenever he's asked a question, really pointlessly aggressive too.
Shouting in the boardroom, what a twat. It doesn't really matter how well he does from now on, there's no way he's going to win it as its pretty obvious Sugar thinks he's scum. I'm a good Jewish boy who doesn't know what kosher means! Fucking dolt.
He works in telesales
Quelle suprise
Can someone post a pic of this fucking woman?
I'm intrigued now.
yep
irish one -
http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcone/img/apprentice_jennifer_mn.jpg
stupid bitch one -
http://static.whatsontv.co.uk/images/0843_152638_Apprentice08_JenniferCelerier.jpg
no and
no
Sternface
http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/images/people/big_JenniferMaguire.jpg
Yeah, I can see why Sam would go for that.
I can see him wanting a bit of a dominatrix.
I'm the Max Mosely of politics.
Better than others in that family I suppose.
Really?!
What have the rest of them done?
*Nah, you're the Oswald Mosley of S&M!
not the best pic
http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/candidate/id/13/type/contestant.html
Brilliant quote on that profile......
"I can sell anything. I can sell pieces of paper for £50 and making a living out of it.'
Errr......50 pound notes? There's just not enough of a mark-up to make that viable!
....
'Well, are you Jewish or not? Because we can pull down your trousers to prove it'
A highlight in a show of higlights
I think they should just end it now, because it will NEVER be better than that
the Adrian Chiles
show after is always pretty good value too
Apart from Vanessa Feltz
she really does make me angry.
Fletz's awful face
flabby arms and hideous opinions should have her banned from being in public, let alone on TV. My girlfriend when to some sort of Jewish summer camp with her daughter years ago, apparently when Feltz dropped her off she loudly gave her advice about using contraception if she was to engage in sexual congress. I think she said they were about 13 or 14 at the time.
Imagine having Feltzor as your mum
that would be scary.
She does have huge arms though.
You'd feel so safe in those arms
until the chub engulfed your mouth and nose. It would be like Czech neck, and the last thing you'd see would be the imprint of your own face like a turin shroud in her tangerine tan.
That made me laugh
but I know I'll never sleep again, such is the terror of that mental image.
Imagine
where that claw like right hand is heading. I'll stop now.
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/2vanessa-board-180x135.jpg
That is sheer horror
I bet it's not even makeup on her face, it's icing.
As soon as I saw that fat fuck was on it
I had to start playing GTAIV again - she looks worse than the jaggy edges of the characters in that.
Yeah, Fatty Feltz laying into horse face was
luxuriously cathartic
? ^
I can't make out if that pervy or true.
It was brilliant
What a spectacle
I dont like Vanessa Feltz
but last night she was good, she was the only one that said the otherwise unspoken truth, 'that horse face was an unpleasent bully'
If
Vicki Pollard-man had taken Jenny into the boardroom last week, she'd have been fired then and none of this would have happened, so he's finally been of some use!
hehehe he was so clueless
Apparently he's a bank manager. Crooks would do well to target his bank, in fact, anyone up for a spot of bank robbery? :D (Im joking big brother)