"Did you see that story about the French President, he's having an operation to grow by five inches..."
"That was the Sun's April Fools joke."
"No, because he's shorter than his wife so..."
"It was in the Sun on April 1st, it's not true"
"But it had a picture, and quotes from the surgeon..."

stupid people FTW!
^This
They make us clever ones look good and give things to laugh at.
SUPERIOR PEOPLE
MASTER RACE
Like this?
http://www.marveldirectory.com/pictures/groupsandteams/xmen/xmen70s.jpg
superb
you seen this ali? (sorry)
http://movies.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/heath-ledger-joker-02.jpg
i will look, but you must never, EVER call me that again
noice. Not long now.....!
ok i apologise but only because i didnt want to seem rude
(i couldnt remember if your name was alAstair or alIstair)
Alistair. Wrong spellings >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ali
ah ok.but now i know :)
You could call hiiiiiiim Al.
You could call him Al.
:D
Brilliant.
haha
thats literally all i have
I have to overhear
what's going to turn into a massive slanging match between two bosses later today.
I'm really not looking forward to it, but I'm too busy to just bugger off elsewhere for an hour :(
take a pen and paper
and write down all the cattiest insults and passive-aggressive harshness
then, at the end, stand up and read it out back to them.
No no! Wirite them out beforehand
and make a bingo card.
Then yell 'HOUSE' at the appropriate moment.
^ wins thread
lolol
it's happening NOW. so far, no blood...
I heard someone say this at work today...
"Do you know that some bears can jump over 160 foot in the air?"
And from the same people today
"You've got to stop judging people on their age or their gender..."
"You know who the original gender bender was, don't you? Boy George!"
"Boy George, he's tall, isn't he?"
"George O'Dowd"
No idea.
I was in a pub last night and
some drunk bloke was shouting “a spreadsheets, a spreadsheet, a spreadsheet”. He had a good point.