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Overheard office conversations are magic #8357

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by simon_t

"Did you see that story about the French President, he's having an operation to grow by five inches..."
"That was the Sun's April Fools joke."
"No, because he's shorter than his wife so..."
"It was in the Sun on April 1st, it's not true"
"But it had a picture, and quotes from the surgeon..."

simon_t | 08 May '08, 12:13 | Send note | Report this | Reply

^This

They make us clever ones look good and give things to laugh at.


:D

Brilliant.


haha

thats literally all i have


I have to overhear

what's going to turn into a massive slanging match between two bosses later today.

I'm really not looking forward to it, but I'm too busy to just bugger off elsewhere for an hour :(


take a pen and paper

and write down all the cattiest insults and passive-aggressive harshness

then, at the end, stand up and read it out back to them.


No no! Wirite them out beforehand

and make a bingo card.

Then yell 'HOUSE' at the appropriate moment.


^ wins thread


lolol

it's happening NOW. so far, no blood...


I heard someone say this at work today...

"Do you know that some bears can jump over 160 foot in the air?"


And from the same people today

"You've got to stop judging people on their age or their gender..."
"You know who the original gender bender was, don't you? Boy George!"
"Boy George, he's tall, isn't he?"
"George O'Dowd"

No idea.


I was in a pub last night and

some drunk bloke was shouting “a spreadsheets, a spreadsheet, a spreadsheet”. He had a good point.