A couple of years back, I was introduced to a friend of a friend. Nice lass, we got on well and still do. But I'm a judgemental beast, and more often than that jump to assumptions that tend to stand the test of time
My first thought when I met her was 'lesbian'. Not in a derogatory way, I just got the impression that she was a homosexual. She's undoubtedly a tom boy, but it went a little further than that
I met her as she lives with a girl I'm good friends with, and they both went to uni together. So they've been mates for... five years or so? I've since introduced my friend to another (male)friend, and it looks like they might be bumping uglies before long. It's a beautiful thing when two friends are introduced and reach the stage where they'd like to see each other naked
But this other girl right, the 'gay' one, has started to act strange. She takes every opportunity to put my mate down, and manages to cause tension/an argument whenever we're all together. Just the other night she stormed off because my two friends were flirting, and 'ignoring her'
The plot got quite juicy recently with an alleged 'incident' when these two girls were alone together (in their front room) watching tele. Apparently a hand wandered, was promptly brushed aside, and ever since the awkwardness levels have risen a thousand fold
Basically, should my male friend kick on and get further into this bizarre love triangle? They both seem to genuinely like each other, after all. Or should he do the manly thing, back off and let this weird jealous lesbian/concerned friend thing play out by itself?
And no, the 'male friend' isn't me. If it was, I'd clearly be pushing the threesome angle

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I don't know. The screen on my laptop is at an odd angle and halfway through the story became too hard to read, so I just sort of zoned out.
Hope it works out for you though.
Thanks man
Although, this doesn't directly concern me
But thanks man
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I read it. The guy has nothing whatsoever to lose and many wonderful things to gain. He should hit that shit. Your lesbian friend needs to step off. There are many lesbians out there to awkward brush against. I meet dozens every day.
girls who won't sleep with aren't necessarily lesbian, stealthy
For a female not to sleep with me..
..they'd have to be.
stop saying 'female'!
It's an easier way of saying girl or woman.
it's a weird way
Can I make the same joke
two days in a row?
I'm pretty sure it's not against the rules and regulations of the universe.
Have you checked thoroughly?
Well I say "the universe"..
..I ment everwhere accept Omocron Persieye 8, you get sentenced to death if you do it there.
And yes I've checked thoroughly.
*except
*Andy Holmes
*Andy Holmes
nah mate.
DENIED
Your response should have been.
*Galactic Star Eruption
But you lacked the understanding necessary.
EPIC FAIL
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"Girls who won't sleep with [...] aren't necessarily lesbian, Stealthy"
...I'm going to go with... a) "Men from Cós".
i dint know what that means :(
it might be a clever greek island
joke or it might not be.
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Excellent.
i thought it said C6s
still - i don't get the kos ref
lesbos, kos, crete
santorini. etc
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Okay.
is kos known as a gay island?
i wasn't aware of this
despite being mayor of there
you big gay mayor
oh penny drops. duh me
very good stealthy!
9/10
BATTLE OF THE SEXES!
I don't know.
Lesbians... *swoon*
I would help but I got distracted by the lesbian bit.
^5
if he bones her then the likelyhood is the dyke one will get mad
and might colour her hair or something worse like have a big gay orgy, or go insane and kill them both, or she might be happy for them. as such i don't know what to do at all.
ps is it your birthday todday?
Certainly is
33 today
I don't really understand the problem
It's a love triangle that isn't really a triangle but just a predatory lesbian and a girl and fella who like each other?
Yes
But the straight girl and possibly gay girl live together, so it's not quite as simple as just shunning her. If she angers this beast, there could be GAY HELL TO PAY
then I will have to look
into my stock responses file.
Throw a burning seagull at her. Et voila.
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It's made into a threesome by virtue of the fact that any man who hears his girlfriend might possibly be the object of another woman's fancy immediately starts planning how to broach the subject of a threesome.
but once the 15 minute
freeview ends you're inevitably left with your girlfriend being pummelled by a stocky troll with a buzzcut who has a bigger packet than you
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Love is... letting your bird gradually at first, and then violently fall out of love with the concept of lesbianism as you watch.
Yeah.
This is probably a pretty common situation...
disregarding the gender and sexuality part, housemates fancy each other then get jealous of any action the object of their desire might be getting.
I say go for it, but he should try and be sensitive to the other girl and not be too in her face about it all.
seeing how "the 'gay' one" is acting
your friend will have to choose someday between countinuing to live with her and having a boyfriend...
He should nob the straight one
Then run away before the lezza stalks and murders him
Probably using a fish and a bike
for ultimate irony value
dyke on a bike with a pyke?
threesome opportunity
game on
Lesbinims
The couple who lives a few doors up from me have an insanely violent relationship. Lesbians can beat the shit out of each other when they feel aggrieved. Not all of them of course, but if this one has a crazy fixation...
Lesbain street fights have made it worth living in my shithole street for sure though. Maybe you'll get to see one.
Your friend should
feign death.
This solves all problems eventually.
okay
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