Ok five things you love and hate about the Summer.
MY LOVES
1) Catching couples in the park sucking each other off (just happened)
2) Wearing pretty 50s dresses
3)Lying for hours in the park (even better if a love interest joins you)
4) cold beer in the sun
5) beaches rivers skinny dipping and water falls.
MY PET HATES
1) Couples go fuck yourselves cheers thanks but I don't want to see your tongue in her genital warts infested mouth thanks
2) girls who can get away with wearing hotpants -dam you yes I'm jealous.
3) sunburn ( i'm very pale)
4)PUBLIC TRANSPORT BRING AIR CONDITIONING ON THE TUBE THANKS
5) clothes etiqutte....wanting to wear trainers not 'thongs' etcetc
Your turn please srsly thanks
sucking each other off?
is that a lame phrase referring to kissing or something altogether more interesting?
No I expanded the truth a little
They were not sucking each off rather she was sucking him off on the bench inthis secluded part of the park.
amazing :D
two more things I like
callipo ice lollies and festivals
Bet I'm paler than you
well, not at the minute - I'm lobster red today
Do you really live in fishguard?
At the moment, yes
well, near there. Don't laugh
two words
BARRY WELSH
my great-uncle
used to be mayor of fishguard.
True story
I'm going to shake your hand cyber style
Loves
1)festivals
2)beer gardens with friends and frolicking in the park
3)Lighter evenings and feeling like you have a life outside work
4)pretty clothes
5)holidays
Hates
1)the tube
2)the bus
3)being in the office
4)couples being porno in public
5)overweight horrible men with no shirts on, being leery.
Good
1. Light evening when it cools off and you can sit for a bbq/beer before going out.
2. Not needing a coat when you go out.
3. Everyon being happier and more social than normal.
4. Sunglasses.
5. Water fights.
BAD
1. Having a black football kit.
2. Feeling hungry as you walk down the road because someone is having a bbq.
3. Getting a major sweat on wherever you walk.
4. When your beer gets hot quick in the sun :(
5. The kids that kick their football over our garden wall and ring the bell every 5 minutes.
mmm water fights
I LOVE FANS
ok
LOVES:
1) It's bright and sunny and the birds are singing at 6am so it almost feels good to get up early
2) Walking in the slightly dusty hazy sunshine in the evenings
3) Weekend afternoons on pub roof terraces/in beer gardens reading books and drinking cold beer
4) Wearing 1/3rd as much clothing typically (less washing/ironing/fucking around)
5) CLEAVAGE. CLEAVAGE EVERYWHERE.
HATES
1) Sweaty. As. Fuck.
2) Hot nights meaning good sleep is impossible
3) Staring out of the window all day at great weather, unable to escape work
4) Hayfever
5) It lasts about a week. :(
If I had a dick
I would have a permanent woody in the summer
Hates
6) Constant rampant horn.
(tmi?)
hhhmmm
Love
1) Ice cream from the van
2) Cold beer
3) BBQs
4) Hanging out in the park
5) Wearing floaty summery clothes
Hate
1) Less clothes = less to hide behind
2) Everyone looks more attractive, expect you.
3) Sunburn
4) When it gets too hot
5) the tube
except
you have very attractive hands
urp..
:)
*Girls of summer
*Festivals
*Getting really into cider
*Barbeques
*Outdoor swimming
:(
*Sun comes up too early!
*Mosquito’s
*The inevitable disappointing bad weather
*The prominent smell of BO on public transport
*Too many good things going on means always being poor
nah theyre big man-hands
but perfect for playing the piano with :)
Some of these have been said
Loves
1) Relaxing in the park with friends. And Aerobie
2) Girls in dresses
3) Drinking in beer gardens/roof terraces
4) Being able to wear shorts and thongs
5) BBQs
Hates
1) Public transport (tube, buses, etc.)
2) Days over 35 degrees
3) That is lasts about a week in the UK :(
4) Sweat!
I can't think of any more.
Aerobie's always get lost in trees
I know :'(
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Good: women, in not many clothes. That's pretty much it.
Bad: men, in not many clothes. That's pretty much it.
FOR BAMOS
(O) (0)
OPS UNEVEN
(O) (O)
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exams, heat, summer clothes, bugs, london underground
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light, cycling, holidays, roundhay park, the blue album
Basketball courts in the summer got girls there
...
1. girls in dresses
2. barbecues
3. beer gardens
4. picnics
5. flip flops
1. i like winter clothes
2. too much lusting i may die
3. public transport
4. men wandering around shirtless annoys me
5. i wish i had a garden :(
^
Love:
Boobs
5p icepops (that're now 25-frickin p)
Beer gardens
jumpers for goalposts
BBQs
Hates:
Hayfeaver
Heatrash
Scallys with no tops on, shorts and Rockports.
StuffyNESS
8 hours in a fecking office
Summer Loves.
1. Everybody else is in a slightly better mood.
2. Dresses and skirts!
3. I've run out.
Summer Hates.
1. Sun burn. Which is inevitable when I expose my pale skin for more than five minutes.
2. Pressure to go out and do things when I'd rather stay indoors.
3. Being easily irritated and sweaty because of the heat.
4. Scanitily clad females making me feel all jealous that they have confidence and body to get away with it.
5. I get headaches and sore eyes when it's really bright outside.
well
good:
-easier to get your mates to do stuff other than drinking in the evening (like drinking in the day!)
-not having to carry a coat n stuff
-feeling like you have more time (other than just work/sleep/work/sleep
-festivals, definitely
-general skiving
Bad:
-hayfever
-hayfever
-hayfever
-hayfever
-hayfever
I’m basically allergic to summer. It sucks
Hayfeaver is REALLY bad.
The year before last i literally couldn't open my eyes most days. It's probably as bad as toe-cancer.
yeah!
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-that smell of grass and general sunniness
-everything and everyone looks pretty and happy
-ice cream vans
-sunglasses
-not wearing a coat
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-i can't wear tights
-I CAN'T SLEEP
-everyone gets really frustrated because they're hot
-really fat men in thongs
-wasps. actually no this is number one. and two and three and four and five. wasps ruin summer. i can't not run away from them like a maniac.
i HATE wasps.
I don't mind bee's that much, they just plod along being fat and useless, but wasps are vicious. It's impossible to maintain a shread of masculinity upon sight of a wasp. Tell us more about the fat men in thongs...
i was attacked by a awarm of hornets once!
pet loves:
1. threads about the weather.
2. threads about the weather that i start
3. sweat patches
also,
hi
nice things
1.summer dresses
2.putting ice in drinks
3.end
bad things:
1.insects
2.heat
3.no sleep due to light/heat
4.lack of football, so also roque
5.insects
loves
1)westmalle tripel ice cold
2)women seem to be more attractive....its been very noticable these past couple of days
3) al fresco nookie
4) the smells....there is so much more interesting smells
5) the flowers.... best of all (may soon come)
hates
1) wasps
2) pretending to like cricket more than i really do
3) the heat, working in heat is difficult
4) unpleasent unecessary exposed stomachs
5) expensive school holidays
Hiya Maz
Hello marilyn, how are you?
Loves
1)Festivals
2)Scantily clad women
3)Light evenings & sunny mornings
4)crop circles
5)my birthday
Loathes
1)Wasps
2)Chavs
3)Lack of football (although, this year will be okay)
4)Public transport
5)Finding it hard to get to sleep