and I somehow fainted, and my tits were hanging out, and I was in a little room somewhere, and someone come and told you "Mirri's in that room with her tits out", would you go and see it.
Would you be a "Oooh, let me see her tits, gotta be worth a laugh."
or a
"Ew. I don't want to see her tits, I bet she's got a willy too."
Answer honestly.

Yes Miranda
Yes I would.
who cares?
Fuck that, Id probably just want to seek out Vikram and punch the smug cunt!
you're such a freak
mmm
Then why do you care?
Because even bad attention
is better than no attention?
I'm just beginning to realise this. I thought it only applied to politics and people in the public eye, but, apparently not.
Anyway, I'm in a good mood. I'm not going to revert to specific insults because it's dull. It only seems to boost the (fucking weird) ego even further anyhow.
LOL
yep
i hope it'd give me an idea of what my tits will look like in ten years time, and i can compare, then i can be all like last night i meat mirrilondon's tits on dis the next day,
/\
pretty much what i was going to say, which in itself is terrifying.
mirri;tb.
stop talking about your tits.
make me, wells.
*tweak*
HI
oh hello you!
Hi
my god, it's an orgy!!
:D
why arent we in bed?
I'm transferring loads of cds
to the computer. IT'S REALLY GOOD FUN. Especially as the software keeps crashing half way through every cd.
interesting
tell us more!
Well,
at one stage I transferred a creedence clearwater cd, but the software didn't recognise it! So I had to use the 'look up artist' feature. Incredible scenes./
fucking hell!!
I know!
Don't worry, I'm finished now. Quite enough excitement for one evening. I had a single glass of red wine earlier too!!!
you animal!!
creedence. cool.
my typing is phenominal tonight
SHIT
i totlally forgot to do that.
oh well
tits?
Rich!
Welcome! This is a spoof thread, but feel free to voice your opinions on girls with tits AND balls.
ewww
hey sadpunk :)
don't knock it til you've tried it!
well
my philosophy is 'try everything once except incest and morris dancing.'
and he couldnt keep to both of them forever!
You're a disgrace
to the british experience.
but my sisters ming!
Martyn the merciless?
flash warndon?
i musnt laugh this much so near to bed time
brian blessmeed?
timothy dalkinston?
<other disname+flash gordon charcacter>
<other disname+flash gordon cast member>
that doesnt even work!
lazy bastard
is he one of the gaurds?
obviously!!
dont worry,
we'll get that sunt flash for killig him
I didn't realise you
dabbled in nonsense poetry too? Twas brillig and the slithy tothe, eh?
see above post
i need to go to bed quite a lot
Once a night
and twice at weekends works for me.
I've no idea what you're trying to say here
so I'll just laugh anyway.
i have balls.
i'll stand up to you miranda, you massive bitch. everyone is a massive bitch. who wants a fight?
ill fight you
you will lose
miserably.
my moneys on Klaire!
really?
have you seen me?!
yes
we met
i know i was implying that i am massive and scary
?
http://thepig.homeip.net/rants/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/rollinsdva00-thumb.jpg
Gotta love that Rollins
more or less
although i have longer hair than that now
mesmerick
mesmedean?
what a brillaint thread
down there vvv
the link
hole in your pocket again?
...............
http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/2768416#r2768476
pah
Hell, why not
you must live five or ten minutes away from me. I'll meet you at the split in the park in ten minutes and you'd better make sure you're not wearing girly stuff because you'll soon look like a naked, bleeding whore.
Oh my. Why does my rum smell of curry?
*bites tongue*
^ this
.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v514/BlueIbzo/jackopopcorn.gif
did I ever tell you
I <3 you?
Except for that one time you thought it may be funny to take the piss out of my brain tumour thread. But we can skip over that.
You make me laugh :)
As newish users go, you're right up there.
Oh god, I sound like a bum sucking wench now.
FIGHT?
please
i wouldn't call him newish
i really really hope that the fact that you're about thirty years older than me
won't make you think that i will go easy on you.
I'm counting on that.
I like my fights rough. And there's none more rougher than you.
can this fight please take place in some mud?
thanks.
Can you make mud cum?
*come
freudian slip, obvs.
I bet he was a mud kind of guy too.
eh?
?
you mean
http://www.geocities.com/seventiesslammer/mud.gif
+
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f7/Ejaculation_educational_ani_short.gif
?
whipped cream?
I'll whip you some cream any time you want!
I think you killered the thread.
:(
it's what I do.
I would cover you up with a blanket
like the gentleman i am
i'd molest you
We've already seen them Mirri........
on You Tube!
:D
Before or after the implants?
-
http://uk.youtube.com/results?search_query=mirrilondon+tits+post-implants&search_type=&aq=f
:(
http://uk.youtube.com/results?search_query=mirrilondon+tits&search_type=
you know..
boobs and willies are cool