I think mine is 6 years, I was 18, she was 24. No wait, this other time i was 19 and she was 26. So yeah, I like the older ladies, 7 years older in fact.
You?
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9 years
i was the younger one
in case that needs to be said.
yep
we assumed you slept with a 9 year old. well, i did.
and there's the paedophilia joke
only took 4 minutes
pretty good going
all the kids
love paedophilia!
^5!
13
I was the younger
awaits obvious peadophile joke
hey! i was waiting first
12 years
i was 19, they were 31.
i almost always go for girls older than me anyway, but not normally by that much.
the last girl i was seeing a few months back is nearly 28. I am 22. Though normally it is only a year or two gap between me and them.
age doesn't bother me
it's when they say "oh god, i can't do this to my husband" that does
:D
but also :(
:)
she probably should have said it BEFORE I HAD MY PENIS RUMMAGING INSIDE HER!
haha "rummaging"
i bet it was also saying "now where is that clitoris?"
nah
more like "oh my god, did someone piss in here or something?"
i like the use of 'penis'
and rummaging next to each other. juxtoposition.
Pip...are you a lesbian?
a year
because i'm normal.
excuse me?
there is no 'normal'. you're just a teenage boy so no-one is going to want to sleep with you unless they are <17.
yeah you silly lilttle boy
thats right lilttle
i\m in a happy and loving relationship
with a lady that i love. she is two months younger than i. we have lots and lots of sex.
i meant 'normal' as apposed to 'abnormal'. it doesn't really matter though, because i don't really care who fucked who and how old they were.
"i meant 'normal' as apposed to 'abnormal'"
that sentence makes absolutely no sense. the entire paragraph doesn't, really.
you don't make sense
you stupid bitch.
you're so sexy when you're cursing at me.
do you want a big fight?
i'll knock you out in one punch!!!!
FUCK YOU
ill meet up and fight you in public
thats just a lie
your fist will fit in my mouth and i will just bite your hand off.
if that happens next time i see you
i'll give you some pounds for such an accurate prediction.
yikes
chill maaaaan, that's not very nice.
theyre just messing
damn
you internet people and your lack of tone of voices so i can't tell if people joke or not
:(
i think it was a joke.
i'm not sure though. it probably was. i am so so placid right now.
*flaccid
it ain't easy being alone.
i feel your pain brother
coqué in hand
you wish
i do :(
get a room you two
it would help if you didnt keep disturbing us
room for a little one
*psycho sid
PUTS MIRRI THROUGH THE TABLE. MY GAWD!
wrong thread
hahaha
amazing
i dunno
i generally take everything you say to be a joke because that's what you are to me. a joke.
^this is a joke
because you're joking.
when i was nine this twelve year old girl touched my dick.
well, not really my dick, more my nine year old "willy".
does this count? i haven't sexed anyone older, sadly, but i would like to. gerontophilia ftw.
older is worse
becuase you think they will know more and judge you on your inexperience. i mean thats what i assume anyway. ive had sex LOADS.
actualol
but how old is old in this scenario?
.
http://mahboubian.googlepages.com/old-woman.jpg
hot.
i like elderly old. like sexually abusing the pensioner you help across the street and up the road with her shopping every weekend, when you were 16. you carry her bags into the kitchen and as she start to put the eggs away, you quietly shut the door, unzipping your jacket. she turns to face you and can't deny the raw, sexual hunger writ across your face. and though she knows anything she says is utterly useless against your hard will, she still softly mutters "no" as you advance upon her...
um... jks?
14
i was just speaking generally
i think its quite daunting if you know the person has probably had sex with more people than you, and stuff. not that im worried, like i said ive had sex loads and im really good at it.
^Ron Jeremy
but less attractive
Gene Simmons?
yeah ill take that
better:
http://tinyurl.com/45lxxa
I HATE YOU
one mans hate is another mans love
a big, big love
in some cases
:D
reminds me of the trannies from Sex & the City
"you betta take that dick outta mah ass before ah shit on it!"
NSFW
Mother Fuckers, u just clicked that....oh god the horor
well i think the reason older people like those who are younger (YET LEGAL, I CANNOT MAKE THIS CLEAR
is because they are perhaps seen in their eyes as more innocent...pure. I know some people who actively enjoy turning inexperienced 17/18 year olds into sex gods/goddesses. The learning is all part of the fun i guess.
I prefer girls slightly older as they are more, err, "open" to certain things.
I post far far FAR too much about sex on this messageboard. I do post about music quite a lot as well, really i do! :(
open to what exactly?
or are you just being very literal?
ha
i'm not being literal. eww. haha.
i quite fancy pip.
:O
IM FLYING INTO A JEALOUS RAGE
don't worry
i just changed my mind.
good
if you don't fancy pip you're a luser
i quite fancy poptimusgrime.
!
RAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH
imagine if you were my boyfriend
it'd be well funny, you'd be all like omg she's breathing near another man and then instead of doing this faux aggression thing you do on the internet you'd just cry in the corner like a big emo.
im not a big emo!
and im a suprisingly liberal boyfriend. i used to let people by girls i was with drinks for them as then ididnt have to pay.
how old are you?
;)
i'm younger than you
:(
*looks at profile picture*
...i can make exceptions to my own rules
that rat on my shoulder
she stays there at all times. i hope you can accept that.
i wouldn't have it any other way
your rat is on your shoulder
are you deformed
"turning inexperienced 17/18 year olds into sex gods/goddesses"
i started thinking about that programme with that guy in his late twenties who used haggard and old hookers to help him lose his virginity, and when we all had a real time thread about it on here.
that programme was rough
and immensely entertaining
what was it called again?
i want to find it on the internet...
hahaha, i've found him!!
http://www.channel4.com/health/microsites/V/virgins/school.html
yes!
i can't believe there was a whole Virgin Season! haha Channel Four wins
i fail to understand
why someone would agree to a) do this and b) have the trauma broadcast to the nation in its entirity
at least it was a laugh
a real grotty, awkward laugh, but it made me feel good.
DOUBLE PANTS
"good music to fuck chicks to"
"i was giving my g/f a good deep dicking when that Journey song came into my head"
"have you ever sung 'suck on my chocolate salty balls' to a lady friend"
"what music did you lose your virginity to?"
"best venue toilets to crack one off in?"
music threads like these?
^ more of these threads, please
i just thought this was made up by South Park
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NAMBLA
dark.
fucking Americans
* kids
4 years
Which isn't really very much, although I did try to convince myself I was learning from a meore experiencd older woman.
12 years.. I think
as the younger.
Filth.
6 years
i reckon about 2/3 years older (than me) is about bob-on.
11/12
(me younger)