'Heidi Klum reveals in a new interview with Marie Claire magazine that her hubby, Seal, proposed to her in an igloo he had built up in the Canadian Rockies just for the occasion.
Seal had a helicopter whisk the two of them up the mountain range to the pimped out igloo — complete with bed, rose petals, food, champagne…the works'
imagine being that ridiculous and rich that you can fricking get your own igloo built in the mountains. and also get a bed and stuff in it. wtf?
I bet he didn't even build the helicopter
I know, Seal is so lazy
I bet he didn't even build the igloo himself
what a cunt
only penguins should be proposed to in igloos
innuit
=D
he knew she wouldn't be able to say know after all that effort
emotional blackmail!
he was lucky those seal clubbers were not about too.
NO
if she did:
"Heidi Klum mysteriously found dead in mountain igloo after 6 months missing"
I bet he didn't even build the Rockies himself
Why is Heidi
marrying a freaking Seal?
Would she not be better off with an otter?
seals are better than otters
they're like dogs with no legs
Seals are NOT better than otters.
Otters are old, water-loving cats.
You get a thousand otters
and I'll get a thousand seals.
We'll see who wins, otterface.
It'll be otter carnage
It's got my seal of approval
now stop blubbering and admit I'm right.
.;..it would depend on the type of otter/seal...
and the venue. It's an interesting quandry nonetheless. Carry on.
Platipus >Otters > Beavers > Seals
IMO
WTF
Don't bring beavers into the equation.
If I saw a beaver in the street, I'd snap its teeth off.
It'd bite into your wooden eyes first.
Beavers are better than seals, as are sea lions.
Basingstoke Beavers....
Water loving mamals was my theme, and although a Beaver could kill an otter, i think the otter would be clevererererer and get the fuck out of its way. Platipus has to be #1 as its the most ridiculous creature ever and needs some props
Sealions are on a par with seals
Beavers are beady-eyed hellrats with stupid teeth.
IDIOTS
Beavers built the aswan dam.
What have seals ever done for us?
This:
http://wdfw.wa.gov/wlm/living/graphics/beaver2.jpg
"I've got stupid teeth and a stupid face"
VS this:
"http://www.eleganthack.com/archives/seal-face.jpg"
"I'm like a dog with no legs but I'm still cooler than you"
That's your mums beaver
YOUR MUM'S GERALD DURRELL
Platypus
Easily one of the coolest animals in the world.
Not as cool as a pangolin
pull the otter one
I've still got better skin than him
igloo or not.
and you didnt sing kiss from a rose
BATMAN
i bet he didn't even buld the helicopter himself
ok i now see that one was taken
i bet he didn't even grow the grapes for the champagne himself
i bet he didn't eve make a cloud to produce the snow
that could be formed into icy bricks himself.
i bet he isn't even canadian
theif!
Bastard!
I told him that idea in confidence!
ah?
do i hear the sound of wedding bells?
you've changed
crazy
well i heard that
heidi didnt bring enough warm clothes, so she got a bit cold and was slightly pissed at seal for a while.
SO TAKE THAT RICH MAN!
i bet she got pneumonia really
Pimped Out Igloo
is a band name just waiting to be used.
Ugloo
Igloo-y Ppp
*Pop
DOUBLE PP!
shotgun
When you're as ugly as Seal
you need to use every trick in teh book. Not that i'm jealous of his sexy model wife and many millions in the bank.
he's not ugly as such
just must've had bad acne as a teenager
It's tribal you racist
This may or may not be true
seal's face: might be tribal
me: not intentionally racist.
I think his face was on fire once
thats why
It's not
he had lupus when he was younger.
FACT
I bet
You just read that now on wikipedia.
Clever dick
I didn't
I read it a while ago on Wikipedia and remembered it as I have always been curious of the origin of his scars.
ALWAYS
Thanks for that commander
Tune in next week find out why carlos tevez has that ugly scare on his neck
Something to do with
hot oil?
I was only joking
the scar faced weirdo.
Got a cracking bird like though.
Igloos cost nothing
It's just snow
Igloos cost nothing
It's just snow
Igloos cost nothing
It's just snow
Igloos cost nothing
It's just snow