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Cliff Richard's fifty favourite Bible stories

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by simon_t

It sounds like a lame oh-look-he's-a-Christian gag, but... http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article3896242.ece

simon_t | 09 May '08, 11:19 | Send note | Report this | Reply

i have just been given a signed copy of said book

to give away in the paper i write for.

Dont all enter at once!


this HAS to be

the worst article i have ever laid eyes on.

why does this exist. why does anyone care what cliff richard has to say about ANYTHING. let alone something as pointless and mundane as the top50 bible stories.
and also, TOP 50!? who the fuckcan be bothered writing that, unless it was something to do with songs or music


I think its a joke article

If yo look closely one of the stories

"fire from heaven" (god set fire to some damp logs

"the wisdom of soloman" (by threatening to murder a child soloman reveals its true mother)


12 The Walls of Jericho (Numbers 27; Joshua 1–2, 6)

Not just the name of a WWE wrestler, the walls in question crumbled when a holy army marched around them thereby returning the city of Jericho to the People


:D

18 Fire from Heaven (1 Kings 18)

God proved his existence by setting fire to damp logs