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14 votes
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by pieces_of_reece

why don't you vote in threads? or more importantly, why do you make the effort to turn it off EVERY time you post?

pieces_of_reece | 09 May '08, 12:50 | Send note | Report this | Reply

for the attention

DON'T LOOK AT HIM!


ODE TO INDIEANDY_JONES

IndieAndy_Jones
Moans and moans and moans
When you jump his bones
He once fucked a stoat.

Thanks


ODE TO METHS

meths, meths
Slow painful deaths
You've got lovely breasths.

Thanks


ODE TO JUDGE_B

Judge_B
smee smee smee
smee smee
smee smee smeesmee
smee
He once fucked a stoat


ODE TO THEWARN

He don't vote
No he don't
Note the lack of vote
He once fucked a stoat.

Thanks


ODE TO JUDGE B

He's never here
Except when he's near
To a keyboard
And not a musical one
Stoat.

Thanks.


I thought this was going to be a parody of the other thread

saying "THEWARN LOVES LABIA, WHAT A DIRTY BITCH"


ODE TO COMMANDERCOOL

Commandercool
Didn't go to school
I pity the fool
Something about a stoat.

Thanks


no one told me about that though

noone tells me anything :(


No-one told Sophia about Cat loving scrotums

but she posted it anyway :P


Well I want to find whoever did

and remove their scrotum forcibly.


:'(

SHE HAS A CUPBOARD FULL OF THEM. THEY CAME TUMBLING OUT IN A SCROTAL AVALANCHE WHEN I WENT IN THERE LOOKING FOR A PIECE OF PAPER.


VOTEINGTON


birth place of daviv cameron?

I"M GONNA GO HOME


ODE TO SHUCKS

shucks, shucks
the stoats he fucks
are used as hockey pucks
by the Canucks.

Thanks


Every time

you vote it elongates Boris's tenure.


kinky


boots


bobbygbobbyg

lives in a house up a tree
how he keeps him self so very neat
is due to a butler I've yet to meet


I was sitting reading a mag

just the other day
opened up page seven
and was blown away
there in his gear stood BobbyG
Featured in Te Chap for looking smart you see


<3


I have an ode to Ben Warn

BEN WARN
KING OF PORN
HAS SOME SEX
AND A BABY WAS BORN

BEN WARN
FULL OF SCORN
HAD THE BABY
ON THE FRONT LAWN


OLD NEWS

Ode to James Haddrill

James Haddrill
Took a bitter pill
He tried to swallow
But victory was as hollow
As his testicles
(there are three)
they're hanging from a tree
STRANGE FRUIT


:D


ODE TO JUDGE_B

Judge_B Judge_B
is so so full of wee
that when he took a stoat up a tree
He once fucked a stoat

thanks


i sometime get thewarn, sadpunk and shucks mixed up

one of them lives in ely! one in biggleswade! one in nottingham! i can never remember!


i've never met them!

and i feel like a bit of a gayer going on their profiles.


Only sometimes?

Man, the number of times I've ended up in biggleswade by accident.


No

He always has long hair.


ode to odes

oh! i want one done for me
yes ME not mr smee
cos i am greater than he
i once fucked a stoat


ODE FOR SOPHIACHERRYX

Sophiacherryx
is better than mouldycherryx
who became sophiacherryx
I'm not sure whether to rhyme with "kiss" or "ex"
SHE ONCE FUCKED A STOAT


xxxxx

ode to indeandy_jones

indieandy_jones
i want to jump his bones
and fill the room with moans
but he just groans
and fucks stoats


:D


Great thread

I hope thewarn voted for it.





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