I felt AWFUL.

But not realising you're out of humous until after the shops close.

Seriously, though, watching your best friend die of polio.

hayfever
Austin Powers 3
chlamydia
thin guage guitar strings
episodes of programs which are just a clip compilation

and i assure you its not the worst thing in the world

that would be shaving your skin off in a kitten mangling factory while chris martin fucks newborns but pulls out to spuff up your nose

My housemate and I were talking about the work we had to do for uni, but that no matter how bad we thought we had it there was always someone worse off.

Then we realised that, no matter what we said, there was a way to make the situation worse off.

Take a starving child. He's got it better than a starving child in an oven. And he's got it better than a starving child in an oven with no eyes. And so on.

Seeing your parents/partner on 'Embarrasing Illnesses'

Gillian McKeith

...between the toes.

Oh...and rape. Real brutal rape.

fanny pack.

of the Last Post at the Menin Gate in Ypres despite express orders not to.

Plus, Ian Hunting has really made me laugh.

when a medium or perhaps a sweet would have sufficed

a free ride when you've already paid
the good advice that you just didnt take