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Man hits arrogant cat

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by LordLuciusBanter

The Daily Mail hits new highs

http://tinyurl.com/5c43rl

LordLuciusBanter | 09 May '08, 14:32 | Send note | Report this | Reply

these police shouldn't be wasting

taxpayers money arresting cat punchers, they should be out catching murderers and paedophiles!!!!11111


I read this in the Metro

this morning, I'd have kicked his fucking face off if he'd done that to my cat..


christ

whats happened to her nose, it looks like something, just not a nose..


It looks scarily like Micheal Jacksons.

Maybe she caught the disease.


to much

jesus juice


LOLZ

the only thing worse than an arrogant cat is a smug hamster.


that cat

was asking for it. let this be a lesson to yob britain...


It was an Asbo Cat

it terrorised other cats.


You're obsessed with killing

chickens.


chickens bred for

food, cat domesticated as pet. No difference is there ?


No


yes

.


i took it out of context

something the daily mail seem to do all too often


No

There is difference at all


you seem confused now,

I'll leave you to it.


I'm not confused at all

I was hoping you'd rise to my bait and get all mad. Sadly you haven't. I'm disappointed now


You do seem to be pretty gay for cats though

They'd never stand up for you on an internet messageboard


gay for cats ?

haha meowlol.


yeah I love em

must mean I'm gay, its that old equation.

Catlover=Gaylord.

Must mention that to the wife when I get home !


You mean she doesn't know your gay?

Poor show Ricky, poor show


*YOU ARE

bollocks


sorry bad punctuation

means post lacks punch.


I know

For fear of fucking it up, I'm not going to make a joke about the cat lacking punch


Way to take a post at face value

Man I was just joking at first but you do appear to be quite a belter


would you eat a cat?

I'm not sure i'd enjoy it


saw that in the Metro

blokes a coward and deserves a bit of time inside


I can't believe he punched it

Who punches a cat? You kick the evil feline fucks


how lovely,

lets hope you get a kickin sometime soon as well.


i did last night playing footy

bruised all over thanks to a certain aggressive fucker


he was about 6 2 and

walked on all fours, he meowed instead of shouting for the ball and sometimes popped them with claw like things on his paws....hold on a minute...


incredible


Britains Fist Asbo Cat Murdered

in a few weeks

"Britains First Asbo Kid Murdered By Disappointed Parents"


Outstandingly straight-faced caption

Deceased: Chopper the cat, who Mr Thorn claimed was a 'menace' and a 'bully'
under badly focussed digital photo of the cat. Although from that photo it looks like it has an enormous face.


i iz in ur haus...

nockin ova ur vazes...

SMIRKIN!


lolcatz!


horrible

what an idiot


fucking hell, look at the stories on the right

"Gwyneth Paltrow test-drives ANOTHER pair of super-high heels... across a cobblestone street!"

For real.


I honestly think he should be hanged.

He's clearly mentally unstable.


defo mental,

why the fuck would you punch a cat ? chuck some water over it yeah but punch it ? mental..


LLB in Cruel Cat Hater

Wind up Thread.


I've not once stuck for the man

He's obviously got issues if he thinks a cat is bullying him.


his landlady kicked him out for it...

I reckon as a tenant he's got rights to argue unfair eviction.


Uh, how..... exactly?

That's just about the fairest eviction possible....


i don't think it was her cat.

and I was being slightly facetious.

Which rarely comes across whilst typing.


Some ones going to go electric

'Mr Walker, 34, who sells his acoustic guitar music online, said: "I'm really angry but I still cannot understand why anyone would do this"'


An open window or door?

OR He inticed it in because he felt like giving something a kicking? :(


thats what i was getting at

why let the cat in?

I bet he hated it, enticed it in, and then killed it. Something called murder, planned murder. THe man is surely evil


how far was his house from the river?????????

did he drive the cats dead body to the river?

was the cat alive when thrown in teh river?

this article skips over the cold hard facts we need