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the sudden realisation that you've just spoken to someone you don't know by mistake

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by YouRecluse

really really annoying and just frustating, and then it feels like my hearts done a cartwheel and i go red.
when did this last happen to you
for me it was today and it was an attactive girl my age who mistook for my girlfriend, bad move.

YouRecluse | 09 May '08, 16:45 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Woman in car.

I thought was an old work colleague driving by and made her stop her car. She thought I was someone who used to work down the road from her. She'd pulled over and we had a two minute conversation about how we both were before I realised I'd never laid eyes on her in my life.

This was about three months ago.


This happens to me

then it turns out they are people I know


me too

I have a terrible face recognition thing, where i sometimes have trouble recognising people i know, and then say things like 'sorry, i didn't realise it was you' and being considerably less enthusiastic than before


You made her stop her car?

What did you run out in front of it or throw tacks onto the road?


Heh

no, just waved her down shouting 'Brenda'. I guess she didn't hear the 'Brenda' bit.
Oh, the shame.


have an image of you

as alan partridge shouting

'DAN! DAN! DAN! DAAAAN! DAN! DAN!

Pause to consider dignity as woman drives away.

Then: 'DAN!'


:*(


i'm short sited

and didn't used to wear my glasses, and it used to happen all the time! I'd wave at someone across the road, go over to talk to them, before getting about 5 ft away and realising that I haven't the foggiest who they are!

Now I wear my specs, it happends less. Actually, can't remember the last time it happened. I want it to happen again, it's a funny but strange experience.


Haha, oops

I remember calling my Grandad to wish him a happy birthday...

"Happy birthday Grandad!"

"(laughs) well, thankyou"

"you sound chirpy Grandad!"

"Well I'm just a bit confused"

"Hang on...are you my Grandad"

"Well, I'm a grandad, but I'm not your Grandad"

"Ah I see. Bye then"

EURGH.


:D


It's funny now

The worst thing is, I didn't even bother calling my Grandad after that call! I'm a bad grandson.


I almost got in a car that wasn't ours

I was waving in the window and about to get in. Horrible.


I said to a woman in the pub

"Oh christ, all the towns rift raff is out tonight eh?"

only to realise I didn't know her and she got quite offended, I walked away ever so quickly...


You are comedy gold Kevin

I wish I had an IRL friend like you around.


thanks

i may visit London someday, you never know

though i find even the thought of London scary


Can't remember the last time I did this but I someone I worked with

once ran and jumped on her Dad's back only to discover it was a back-a-like.

I think she was about 15 at the time.

I like that story.


this happens to me a lot

BUT it's because i THINK i know people, when in reality i have just seen them 'about'. a few months ago i spent a good 5 minutes chatting to someone i thought i knew until i realised he was a bus driver (and that's how i knew him!)!


ps i'm a bit drunk

and think i deserve some kudos for posting that without typos. yey me.


My mother is good at this

When i was smaller she started talking to another parent at a parent's evening because she thought she knew them. About half way thorough the conversation she realised it was Nick Higham the BBC news reporter.


^

anyway i thought i might bump this thread, because i like it, :)