it make your microwave really really sad

does putting oven dinners in the microwave make any difference? The answer is yes. Yes it does.

and waiting for stuff is rubbish

because microwaves heat things up in a different way? So it might make it drier or something. unless you can do both with them.

to do a test.

The answer was: Not really.

People spoke to me like this piece of shit frozen food that I don't really care about would turn into an incredible meal, if cooked in an oven.

It was a bit drier and took longer - I think if you're the sort of person, like me, who eats microwave meals then you're probably not enormously fussed as long as it tastes okay and makes your body go.

Conclusion: just stick with the microwave.