they are fucking disgusting. On my walk home i got a good hard sniff on one and almost vommed up. DETH 2 JIZZFLOWERS
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From the Archive - DiS's Agony Aunt: Maria Taylor answers your questions
Ha,
we had a notorious cum bush at school. You knew summer had arrived when cum bush was in the air.
*hair
That last sentence is perfect.
PERFECT.
"cum bush was in the air"
I'm glad
that the phoenomena of Cum-Bush is not just something i've imagined. You have no idea how reassuring that is.
So true...
I used to have to walk down a road with several cum bushes everyday on the way to college. Not pleasant.
There's one that smell like
used condoms too. Maybe that's just people where I live being fucking pikeys though.
Deth 2 jizzflowers
lol.
Some guy on a beach in Barbados insisted on giving me a foot massage with a freshly snapped in half aloe plant once.
It was like having your feet massaged with a cup of congealed cum.
I nearly threw up.
it's good that you have something to compare it to
it's the ammonia smell i fink
i get it at work from the detergent we clean tables with. cumbunkers
If your semen smells of ammonia
I'd be slightly concerned.
which plants do you mean exactly
I can only smell lovlyness outside
what do i look like, a botanist?
actually, i do look like a botanist. But that's beside the point
OK describe it to me
Its not the may tree is it, cos thats gorgeous
OMG :D
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cum+bush
so its not a real plant then
:|
No, it is real.
I think this thread and its many tales of the cum bush phenomena prove that.
OMG you lot are talking about may
you poor things to think it smells horrible. I love it.
and it doesnt really smell like cum now does it? it doesnt smell quite so off.
I dont know
why you lot are all so squeamish anyway, once you get past the 'off' smell, its fine :D
i dunno
the places people leave their loads...
anyone else...
think that cum has an aroma similiar to flour? No?
Than again, my sense of smell is shit.
Am I alone in not being appalled by the smell of cum?
To be fair I only know how mine smells and I've never felt like vomiting.
nope
it brings back fond memories for me
it's nature's way of saying
"no, not there. THERE"
Evolution baby!