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Bleeding skills

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by MirriLondon

So I cut my foot on a glass last night (drunk, obvs) and in the clean-up process I've just found blood on the top of my hard drive. !

Where's the strangest place you've found blood after an accident?

MirriLondon | 09 May '08, 19:15 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Oregon


dunno

but i often have to scrap reports at work because i've got cuts on my fingers and have bled all over the figures.


in my stomach

next day i through up and it looked like a miscarriage.


My forehead

when I cut my foot.


blood to hand, hand to forehead

MYTHBUSTED


A hand print

on my bed room wall, thought nothing of it as i was destroyed on buckfast, a few days later i noticed my back looked like a grater had been put up and down it...oddly enough my room did smell a bit like cheese......


All over the bathroom

I once woke up covered in strange scratches. It was odd


i woke up with a bad cut on my shoulder once

and blood all over my sheets. it was scary 'cause it took me a while to find the cut. apparently i started a fight with the pavement on my way home.


Was it a cut or a graze?

Pavements don't seem to be that sharp.


it was a cut

surrounded by a graze? there was blood anyway. i think i must have fallen onto a sharp stone.


'a cut surrounded by a graze'

Is making me giggle.

I don't know why.

Maybe it reminds me of a mystery wrapped up in an enigma.


the thought of you giggling

is making me smile! oh i love the word "giggle".


*mum

I went there.


*mum's cum

i went there, took pictures, came back, jizzed on them, shoved them in your face


And I took said features, ate them

shit them into a cup, made your mum eat it, then caught the shit, jizzed on it, and threw it at you! YEAH!


then i swallowed the poo/cum arc

shat into your mouth and gagged you, then puked into your bum and inserted a butt plug to keep the juices in.


Oi!

I haven't eaten dinner yet! :(


sorry Mirri'

but this is the closest i'll be getting to war!


fair dos

I chuckled before I berated anyway ;)


Then I fermented the poopuke in my butt

bottled it, pissed in it after drinking nothing but children's blood, drank it, pissed it, drank that, pissed that, and used it as lube with which to "surprise sex" you.


i shat it onto your dick mid "surprise sex"

and it went right in the peehole and you got an infection and died. then i cut off your poisonous cock and raped your family with it and they all got infected and died.


Oh god

marry me, srsly.


in ur dads bum

yea


he was probably asking for it

as he's an utter tosser.


Are you saying shit-stabbers

are tossers?


Over my sink/wall

and in my bed. It looked a little horrifying


All over my ex girlfriends house.

I walked in on her with someone else, punched a tree and proceeded to not realise I was bleeding all over her place.

Also, all over my GCSE maths exam. I bled all over it after getting a splinter of fibreglass up my thumb on the halfpipe in the lunch break. I like to think they thought I put in lots of extra effort, and thats why I got an A*.


i don't know why, but

the idea of a splinter of fibreglass up the thumb makes me queasier than anything else in this thread, which says something


It went right up the side of my nail and kept my thumb straight

It was in there for 2 weeks, cause I had exams. When it was taken out, it was 2 inches long.


ahhhh!

stopitstopitstopitstopit


nice

ouch and everything, but it's still kinda cool


:D


^ truth

Queens did it when i saw them one time. 'twas br00tal. i was made up.


Yeah they played it once when I saw them

Man I felt lucky.

They did Crawl Home as well I think.


Peej

did There Will Never Be A Better Time when I saw her with Vincent Gallo on guitar. That was incredible


^5

desert sessions are great