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Write the lyrics to your own 80's Cock Rock song.

10 votes
? by scutterbucket

Just a few lines each should do it. Those sort of songs never made sense.

scutterbucket | 09 May '08, 20:59 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I'll start then

I'm just lookin' for some action (Candy coated lovin' tastes so good)
I can't wait for your reaction (Trip the fuse & blow my hood)

scutterbucket | 9 May '08, 21:01 | Send note | Report this | Reply

(I'm Gonna) Rock You ('Til My Cock Falls Off)

I'm gonna rock you! (ROCK YOU!)
Rock you 'til my cock falls OFF!
Rock you! (Oh yeah!)
Rock you 'til my cock falls OFF!

ad nauseum...

poptimusgrime | 9 May '08, 21:03 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Rock you like a ship on choppy waters

Rock you like I think I know I oughta
Rock you like I wouldn't rock my daughter
Rock you ALL NIGHT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!

hello_dave | 9 May '08, 21:59 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Rock you like my grandma in her chair.

Rock you and you wont care.
Rock you in a threesome with a bear.
Rock you at lunch tiiiiiiiime.

zcapx42 | 9 May '08, 22:01 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Rock you like a rollercoaster ride

Rock you when the sea's out and there's no tide
Rock you till you've got no place to hide
Rock you IN THE MORRRRRRRNIIIIIIING!!!!

hello_dave | 9 May '08, 22:02 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Rock you like a rocking horse.

Rock you like sex with gorse.
I'm a prickly one baby.
Spend a night with me and you'll go CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYY.

zcapx42 | 9 May '08, 22:05 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Rock you like a windy night

Rock you when your flying a kit
Rock me, baby, hold on tight
I'll take you to OUUUUTAAAA SPAAAAAAAACEE!!!

hello_dave | 9 May '08, 22:07 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Rock you like a thunder storm

Rock you like its mildly warm.
Rock me like a bed containing people with Parkinsons,
I'll make you lost in space like the Robinsonssssss!(yeah)

zcapx42 | 9 May '08, 22:10 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Rock you like a rough earthquake

Rock you like Nesquick milkshake
Rock my like you're suffering from shock
Rock me, baby, all on my COOOOOOOCKKKKK!!!!

hello_dave | 9 May '08, 22:11 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Rock you like a mountain range (er)

Rock you like a magma chamber
Rock it like you're not going to waiver.
Rock it baby I'm a PLAAAAAAAYYYYYAAAAA!

zcapx42 | 9 May '08, 22:16 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Rock you like a xylophone

Rock you like ET phone's home
Rock it like you've got an itch
Rock it, baby, be my BIIIIIITCHH!!!!

hello_dave | 9 May '08, 22:19 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Rock you like a glass of ribena

Rock you because my eyes will see ya...
Rock you baby cause your mum's alright
Rock you baby I'm dynoMITTTTTTTTE!

zcapx42 | 9 May '08, 22:29 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Rock you on the back of a bus

Rock you, baby, let's cause a fuss
Rock you like I'm Robocop
Baby, I will never STOOOOOOOPPPP!!!

hello_dave | 9 May '08, 22:31 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Rock you In the jungle, breeding

Rock you on a sunbed heating,
Rock you like the Predator,
GRRRRRRRTHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH

zcapx42 | 9 May '08, 22:33 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Rock you like a farmyard animal

Rock you like a hungry cannibal
Rock you like I am Darth Vader
Rock you, now, and rock you LAAAATTTEEERR!!!

hello_dave | 9 May '08, 22:34 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Rock you I'm a face hugger

Rock you god damn I mugged your mother.
Rock me baby I'll eat your face.
God damn it Hannibal I ain't getting on no PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYNE!

zcapx42 | 9 May '08, 22:36 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Rock you like a rampant killer

Rock you like an armadiller
Rock you like Michael Jackson's dad
Rock you cos you know I'm BAAAAAAAAD!!!!

hello_dave | 9 May '08, 22:38 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Rock you like Harold Shipman

You totally killed me grandmam,
Rock you like a duck billed platypus,
Fertilise my eggs yeeeessssss!

zcapx42 | 9 May '08, 22:40 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Rock you like the BBC

Rock you for a license fee
Rock you like a Page 3 Girl
Vikki, 22, from Liver-PEEEEEEEERL!!!!

hello_dave | 9 May '08, 22:43 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Rock you on the radio

Like a 1970s ford pinto,
When you start you just dont stop,
Because your brake cables have been Cut!

OH BABY DRIVE MEE CRAZY!
THEN KILL ME TO DEATH IT'S SO FIREYYYY!

zcapx42 | 9 May '08, 22:46 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Rock you like a benefit cheater

Rock you like I'm on Blue Peter
Rock me with your sticky-back plastic
Stick it to my sexy ELASSSTIIIIIC!!!!

hello_dave | 9 May '08, 22:47 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Rock you like velcro.

Babe you rock me oh you just don't know,
Thing things you do to me,
You're the hooky one, HOOK ON MEEEEEE!

zcapx42 | 9 May '08, 22:50 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Rock you in a crowded train station

Rock you like a dissertation
10,000 words on how much I
Rock you in between your THIIIIIIIGHS!!!!

hello_dave | 9 May '08, 22:51 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Rock you like a sherbert dip dab

Rock you baby you sure are fab
Dip my lollipop in sugar
Then lick it mmmmmmm yeaaaahhhh aaahhhh!

zcapx42 | 9 May '08, 22:53 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Rock me, baby, like Noel Edmonds

Let me get into your head, man
Baby, I love how you feel
So, tell me, baby - DEAL OR NO DEEEEAAAALLLL!!!

hello_dave | 9 May '08, 22:55 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Rock me baby I'll take you to heaven

You know it's that club that's near that tube station.
I once caught someone having sex in a cupboard.
In six hours you could feel used up like a muppet!

zcapx42 | 9 May '08, 22:58 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I'll rock you like Kermit the Frog

I'll be the green one, you'll be the hog
Come on, baby, be my Miss Piggy,
And together, we'll get JIIIIIGGGGGGY!!!!

hello_dave | 9 May '08, 23:00 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I'll rock you baby it's really dirty

Come on baby, now dont get shirty
Let's do it like GI JOE
You're half plastic lets GOOOOO!

zcapx42 | 9 May '08, 23:02 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Rock me like Osama Bin Laden

You know I've already got a hard-on
Rock me, baby, be my slave
In my dirty sexy CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!!!

hello_dave | 9 May '08, 23:04 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I'll be your suicide unicorn

I'll rock you with my massive horn,
Twelve inches of ivory
Up your clunge, bbbbbbbaaaaabbbbbby!

zcapx42 | 9 May '08, 23:06 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Rock me like Mark Kermode

Study me as I shoot my load
Discuss the lighting and mise-en-scene
And give me an overall mark OUT OF TEEEEEEN!!!!

hello_dave | 9 May '08, 23:08 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Oh baby I'll rate you good,

by putting rohypnol in your food.
You'll be hanging like mark speight,
After eating from my dinner pllaaaaattttte!

zcapx42 | 9 May '08, 23:11 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I'll rock you till you're blue and black

Like Neil Buchannen, I'll give you an Art Attack
I'll teach you how to draw cartoons
And use my junk to paint the MOOOOOOON!!!!

hello_dave | 9 May '08, 23:13 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I'll rock you cause you love S&Mmmmmmm

Just like Judi Dench in the bathroom
I'll give you proper love bites,
Mosquito love baby, please don't fightttttttt!

zcapx42 | 9 May '08, 23:16 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Rock you like I'm King Kong and you're

My dirty Empire State Building whore
I'll climb up and down you all night long
Till the planes come to shoot me, and I'm dead an GOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEE!!!!

hello_dave | 9 May '08, 23:20 | Send note | Report this | Reply

can i just voice my appreciation for this thread?

i have been giggling for about 5 mins now...

walkingwithwolves | 9 May '08, 22:17 | Send note | Report this | Reply

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is it just me or should this thread be up for thread of the year?
YZ SRSLY

stalecloud | 9 May '08, 22:18 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Rock you like a retro guitar

Rock you like a ferrari car!
So baby let's call a truce!
So baby let's REPRODUCE!

MmmKatheriney | 9 May '08, 22:44 | Send note | Report this | Reply

also my salsa/grind song

woahhh, check out that sexy latino
yeahhh, wanna fill her up like a burrito
ohhhhh, spray my spicy cheese dip on her
ahhhhh, taste my hot jalapenis

utm_usic | 9 May '08, 23:04 | Send note | Report this | Reply

....

gotta get you into my life
gonna cut your bra off with a knife
when i cut right through the clasp
your juicy breasts i'm gonna grasp

shishapangma | 9 May '08, 23:11 | Send note | Report this | Reply