I was going to say Tomato Ketchup but it would appear it is American, boo!
So I'm going to go for Heinz Tomato Ketchup as it is superior to all other ketchups in this world.
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the telly!
yay!
the internet
the yanks invented t'internet
^ invented by the u.s. government, to keep communications in case of nuclear war
how it has been raped since.
yeah but i was under the impression
it was invented by some british guy no?
the wikipedia entry on this confuses me
anyone know?
You're thinking
of the World Wide Web. Created by Tim Berners Lee (British).
But let us not forget the difference engine - the world's first programable computer (if it had actually been built).
How does it feel to be partially responsible?
the internet is my bitch
and so are you
That wasn't in the vows!
neither was your mother
^You mean the World Wide Web
YEAH OK WHATEVER DUDE
OK? WORLD WIDE WEB.
The hovercraft.
End of discussion.
football
good shout amigo
ketchup is malasian or something isn't it?
I'm going to go for time.
originates from Asia
BUT...Heinz Tommy K is quintessentially British.
The Apprentice
the toaster.
although this happened to my kitchen...
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a290/flopseywatson/Picture.jpg
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a290/flopseywatson/Picture002.jpg
so that's what happens if you turn it up to '6'!
that's what happens if you put the bread in and leave the room.
:O
I fucking hate my toaster!!!
You do it at 4, it's barely even browned.
You do it at 5, it's charred like a biaaatch.
Clearly, toasters have no sense of compromise
i don't think mine was well done enough in that photo
also bits of plastic melted onto the bread. that's argos quality for you.
True, I have to admit
Although I do feel deep, seething anger for my bitch of a toaster, it's clearly no match for yours.
It's a conspiracy, I tells ya! The toasters are well and truyl taking over.
CRUMBS
I think I should WHEAT and let that sink in
i'll TOAST to that
I wasn't BREADy for that one
you're having a LOAF
That is CRUST too much
you're making a (whole)MEAL out of this.
All WHITE, that's it
You're just sour(dough)
because you lost.
You're not being (n)SLICE
you just sound kneady now.
Give me a T-cake!
don't get a cob on.
OK, I conc-KNEED
YE(a)S(t) I Suppose you have a point.
slice and easy.
This gets better by the flour
You would say (Chapp)at(ti)
FAIL
Let's have a naan dance!!!
MASSIVE FAIL
DOUGH!
BALLS?
Stop talking a load of BAP!
Go lick your mum's Muffin!
This is too much BUN
You would say that, in the country
at your FARMHOUSE there's fuck all to DOUGH.
ROLL with it, baby!
I would but I get terribly
defensive when we get TIN to these sort of conversations.
FOC(accia) you!
you can't have your bread(cake) and eat it
yunno!
You (cia)batta believe it!
This is soda(mn) childish
And with that I'm off to bed. night!
i've bread enough.
of this nonesense!
goodnight! x
Don't go!
I KNEED you!!!
lol
£2,500 worth of LOLZ!
Jokes
thank fuck i was insured.
Oh, okay
Less funny now :(
civilisation
sid meier is american :(
oh you!
wrightylew
Brits invented the television
the radio, the telephone, the computer, and you've chosen fucking Heinz tomato ketchup? Fuck off.
shoegaze
or me
The Morris Minor
ha.
*Morris Dancer
*Morrissey
*Morrisons
More is less
DiS
obv
Invention?
Viagra and toilet paper. Both invented by the British.
Also, the world wide web was invented by Tim Berners-Lee so it counts.
But the best bit of engineering would be Stevenson's locomotive.
^
*Stephenson
what i don't understand
is he CHOSE to live in chesterfield.
Excuse me?
Bollocks was it Stephensons, it was Richard Trevithicks!!!
Michael Caine
surely Heinz is American too though?
Liverpudlians
They're great.