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my mum is a milf

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by ATHENETHEGREAT

according to a good friend of mine.

i dont know how to react to this.

ATHENETHEGREAT | 11 May '08, 14:14 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Picz pls


^


i think if such an opportunity presented itself to me

i'd run away scared and somewhat disgusted


she looks just like

princess di

he even asked me if i thought my mum would ever be up for it.

que slap


cue*

Ahaha.
Diana was pretty hot!


welllll

i guess.....

GHAH


So

You're saying "My mum is a mum I'd like to fuck"


no

no!!

im saying

a best friend of mine thinks that my mum is fuckable.
which is gross and wrong.


why?

mums gotta be fucked? its crucial for the continuation of the species.


Einzelkinder ftw


if you're a mum your more likely to have a baby than a non-mum

Its like once your house has been burgled once etc.


get rid of said friend

they're clearly only using you to get closer to your mum


*Resisting the urge to say "needs more pics"*

Think of it as a good omen for your own middle age


see..

i was thinking this...maybe i shall age gracefully and my future sons/daughters best friends will want to shag me.

rad.


It could work out in your favour

as a sex-obsessed 40 year old.
Good times.


i could be the new

stifflers mum