according to a good friend of mine.
i dont know how to react to this.
definite winner.
i'd run away scared and somewhat disgusted
princess di
he even asked me if i thought my mum would ever be up for it.
que slap
Ahaha. Diana was pretty hot!
i guess.....
GHAH
You're saying "My mum is a mum I'd like to fuck"
no!!
im saying
a best friend of mine thinks that my mum is fuckable. which is gross and wrong.
mums gotta be fucked? its crucial for the continuation of the species.
Its like once your house has been burgled once etc.
they're clearly only using you to get closer to your mum
Think of it as a good omen for your own middle age
i was thinking this...maybe i shall age gracefully and my future sons/daughters best friends will want to shag me.
rad.
as a sex-obsessed 40 year old. Good times.
stifflers mum
Picz pls
^
drunkenly offer a mother/daughter combo.
definite winner.
i think if such an opportunity presented itself to me
i'd run away scared and somewhat disgusted
she looks just like
princess di
he even asked me if i thought my mum would ever be up for it.
que slap
cue*
Ahaha.
Diana was pretty hot!
welllll
i guess.....
GHAH
So
You're saying "My mum is a mum I'd like to fuck"
no
no!!
im saying
a best friend of mine thinks that my mum is fuckable.
which is gross and wrong.
why?
mums gotta be fucked? its crucial for the continuation of the species.
not once they are already mums
Einzelkinder ftw
if you're a mum your more likely to have a baby than a non-mum
Its like once your house has been burgled once etc.
get rid of said friend
they're clearly only using you to get closer to your mum
it's grooming in reverse
*Resisting the urge to say "needs more pics"*
Think of it as a good omen for your own middle age
see..
i was thinking this...maybe i shall age gracefully and my future sons/daughters best friends will want to shag me.
rad.
It could work out in your favour
as a sex-obsessed 40 year old.
Good times.
i could be the new
stifflers mum
can i come round for dinner?