http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm
or http://preview.tinyurl.com/6n8eky
megalolz@:
"Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them."
Holy shit
"[He] took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel."
That's clearly the best way to spend time with some hookers. You can tell he's 13.
"Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician"
bet he looks sorta like this
http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/images/ralph_nose.gif
"She touched my special area!"
Can you imagine the shit the hookers would be in
if they actually had got down to business
You'd be dumb if you couldn;t tell the difference
between someone with stunted growth and a 13 year old.
The escort girls
who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.
Gutted.
Ralph for president!
This is amazing news
His dad is going to be happy as he's dominating women. Whilst his mum is going to be proud as he would rather play Halo at that age.
amazing scenes.
That's unbelievable.
What a hero.