If you're partner asked you this.
Would you let them?
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No.
Prude.
ive got eczema
it would irritate...so no
actually it wouldnt
a lot of eczema creams have urea in them
pissparty at mine then...
Yeah, why not?
Maybe
if I'd been stung by a jellyfish
"Darling why is there a jellyfish in the bed?"
"I just want to pee on you so bad"
"ok
but in the bath, and not on my face"
ROFL
essentially "I am willing to participate in this perversion but lets be PRACTICAL about it!"
I'd say:
"No, you should not associate defecation with eroticism. This is a psychological error on your part, and until you sort it out you are dumped."
I was about to make a joke about getting "dumped" to round off this amazing post, but i'll just leave it.
you wouldnt dump them
though would you.
Yes
but I'd draw the line at faeces.
*resists urge to pun*
NO
YOU CAN'T.
You're never going to find anyone with that attitude
How long have you been waiting
for an opportunity to use that
Not very
true, it's only been a few weeks
that's not really that long
I'd be naked, mouth open, protective goggles on
before they'd even finished the question.
<3
Protective goggles?
Sissy.
So in the eyes = bad
in the mouth = bad?
In the mouth = good even?
What a bloody tube I am. Own goal. I fail.
eyes might sting
i mean who enjoys liquid in the eye. these people are perverts, they arent idiots
Did
R Kelly ask you to post this?
I posted this last week, but I think this thread needs it too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmBRBUZ7UWc
yeh no doubt
it's be hot
we have this discussion most weeks/
i normally just say no
yeah
if they really wanted to. i'd probably rather pee on them than the other way round though.
Only if my mum could film it
It depends where
I wouldn't be too bothered as long as it wasn't my face. And it would have to be in the shower. Hmmm.