Any DiSers contracted anything they wouldn't normally share with the world? I'm curious to know if my bum abrasion can be beaten by something else that's more nasty. Go!
Any DiSers contracted anything they wouldn't normally share with the world? I'm curious to know if my bum abrasion can be beaten by something else that's more nasty. Go!
I may have lost a bit more dignity by posting that...
I have a mysterious rash.
where?
I can't answer that.
It'd lose it's mystery, no?
so its somewhere awesome, can I guess?
...
You have anal difficulties too? Must be going around.
Kind of
It's just really itchy. I thought it might be piles, so I asked the doctor. To top it all off, he asked me to take my clothes off, so I did, and there I was in the room, stark bollock naked, the Doctor comes back in and says "I didn't mean completely naked". Oh for shame...
i bet they do it on purpose
for a laugh
No way, not Doctor Shah!
Although I'll never forgive him for that. Perhaps I shouldn't take things so literally.
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Excellent FailTale.
At least you were in civilisation, and not a popular indie festival located in the middle of nowhere with only grass and the semi privacy of darkened auditoria for comfort. I just assumed it was a pile and went straight to the chemist for some Anusol*. And I asked for "TP for my bunghole". But she was Polish and didn't get it.
*Best brand name ever?
yesterday
I managed to touch a hot oven, jam my fingers in a door, and fall off my bike. Thankfully no one saw that last one but I still felt embarassed, if only for myself.
What were you doing cooking, on your bike whilst opening a door?!
That is a recipie for disaster.
:D
I just fell off my chair
twisted my body horribly and cried for a while. Falling off a bike seems heroic in comparison.
Ouch!
Hope you're okay! Did you get a hernia?
I keep getting a really sharp pain in my ass.
<cue silly comments>