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Embarrassing illnesses

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by theetersecrimp

Any DiSers contracted anything they wouldn't normally share with the world? I'm curious to know if my bum abrasion can be beaten by something else that's more nasty. Go!

theetersecrimp | 12 May '08, 11:21 | Send note | Report this | Reply

where?


I can't answer that.

It'd lose it's mystery, no?


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You have anal difficulties too? Must be going around.


Kind of

It's just really itchy. I thought it might be piles, so I asked the doctor. To top it all off, he asked me to take my clothes off, so I did, and there I was in the room, stark bollock naked, the Doctor comes back in and says "I didn't mean completely naked". Oh for shame...


i bet they do it on purpose

for a laugh


No way, not Doctor Shah!

Although I'll never forgive him for that. Perhaps I shouldn't take things so literally.


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Excellent FailTale.

At least you were in civilisation, and not a popular indie festival located in the middle of nowhere with only grass and the semi privacy of darkened auditoria for comfort. I just assumed it was a pile and went straight to the chemist for some Anusol*. And I asked for "TP for my bunghole". But she was Polish and didn't get it.

*Best brand name ever?


yesterday

I managed to touch a hot oven, jam my fingers in a door, and fall off my bike. Thankfully no one saw that last one but I still felt embarassed, if only for myself.


:D


I just fell off my chair

twisted my body horribly and cried for a while. Falling off a bike seems heroic in comparison.


Ouch!

Hope you're okay! Did you get a hernia?