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feeling beary tired..

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by bizzy
bizzy | 12 May '08, 22:11 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Proof that

Bears really do know How to work together, perhaps we should all use this as a time to bear each other that little bit better, and pol-ar differences to one side and really Grizz-ever-ly one a chance.


hey wait a minute

YOURE NOT CRAIG FOLEY


aren't I?

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no -

that would be pelicans.


^Oi!

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haha..

cup of tea?...


haha

Nooooo moooore Tea


I will fight you

...Green tea may work the same as spinach...


in that case -

you must be big and strong. have you been eating the teabags as well as drinking the tea?


no i have been

putting them on my eyes.


why?

do you have panda eyes?


I'm not.

Merely commenting on your panda eyes. and chocolate button face :D


haha

....That was supposed to be a Secret


ssshhhhhh.

you could've played sibly then and pretended i was going crazy making stuff up about buttons!


mmmm buttons

.


mmmmm....

curry.


Stop Flirting

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Can pelicans construct a hammock?

I think not!


They could take it in turns

to sleep in each others beak pouch


You could fit a lot of pelicans

into a hammock without having sex
you could fit only two bears into a hammock and they would have to be having sex.


By that logic

if you share a single bed with a relative, then you have to be having sex right?


no because we're talking hammocks

if you shared a hammock with a relative, then there's a 1/2 chance of sex
also people roll around a lot in their sleep.
the only way bears would not have sex would be through a strict bum-to-bum compromise.


This is nonsense

and how do you know bears don't roll around lots in their sleep? Also wouldn't it depend on the size of the people, and you're more inclined to roll to the middle of the hammock due to gravity. I don't know why I'm typing this as your point still fails to make sense


But that's part of my point

if a bear were to roll around lots in his sleep then there would be a high chance that it would have sex because the two ends would meet eventually.
let's not forget, we're not actually talking about people, but bears. Their height seems pretty universal at a glance.


Still

no.


But it

madesense.


I think you underestimate the intricacies of bear love...

They're a very romantically demanding breed, nothing can happen "by accident".