but thankfully all you can make out is yes and no. My rubbish annunciation has never been such a boon. I do tend to warn people now so they're less likely to tell me to shut up hence waking me up.

While dozing in the back of her friend's parents car she regaled them with stories of how she wanted this boy to fuck her.

i remember one time "waking up" and all the lights in the house were on, so i got up and turned them all off and went back to bed. The next day my parents told me i walked around the house actally turning the lights ON. But i was so sure all the lights were on already!

Weirdness.

my partner at the time then played me back what i had been humming on a guitar - it turned out to be quite good so we turned it into a song!

like: "*incoherent sleepy mumblings* ABSOLUTE FUCKING DICKWEED! *incoherent sleepy mumblings* YOU'RE A STUPID CUNT!"

my dad starts fights in his sleep and jumps around and often screams like that caterpillar in the Simpsons - y'know, the endangered one that screams all the time: "AAAAAARGH! AAAAAAAAAARGH! AAAAARGH!... AAAAAAAAAAARGH! AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!"

he also bit my mum during the night once, when they were on holiday. he tried it again the next night, but she punched him. something to do with his age, or something.

Once my room mate sat up and just said "Going to die". I was actually terrified.

Shirely they can't be held accountable for their actions?

I don't think I've done anything funny in my sleep, though apparently I do sometimes sleep with my eyes open.

If I'm sharing a bed with a friend I apparently touch them up, which is really not very good. I try to sleep alone. I think this may be hereditary, as my Dad once had to share a bed with DJ Speedranch and went touchy feely on him...

who used to beat me up in his sleep. Proper vicious stuff too. Not fun times. Didn't help sleeping in another room because he'd just wake up and follow me.

i woke up to my housemate walking into my room (maybe 3am) butt naked.

i said his name in a rather alarmed voice as he stood by my bed, and he said "where am i?", then walked back out again.

insisting that she 'cover the other', and made her sleep on the floor, all whilst I was asleep. I felt guilty, but it wasn't my fault really, I don't think...

of freinds whilst staying at her flat

four friends stay in my tiny room at uni.

We were all asleep apart from the guy that had to sit in a chair as there was no space. He witnessed one of my mates get up, pull up the corner of the duvet, we on the two people top and tailing in the bed, and then curled up in the fetal position in his own wee.

talks what sounds like backwards, laughs, and often says "HORRID" really loudly in her sleep.

I elbow her in the face in my sleep quite often but she doesn't wake up :D

as i'm waking up

"have you seen the new batman film?"
"it's much easier to carry on eating"

door and escape out of ourfrench gite

in my sleep.

i was really scared when i woke up lieing on the floor, hugging the door mat

I went into my brother's room before work to leave him my keys and I walked in to find him laughing hysterically in his sleep - it was hilarious.

My best friend used to speak fluent french in her sleep. She spoke it as a child but lost a lot of it when she moved to AOuth Africa...when awake she wouldn't be able to speak it well at all.
That was weird.