1.Cutting out carpet and glueing it to the bottom of the art room stalls to stop them from squeeking on the glossy hard floor
2. A one page essay on why I pressed the train noise on the keyboard, after the teacher had stopped playing (aged 7)
do share..
I had to write ten reasons fo why it is wrong to vandalise trees.
It was REALLY REALLY hard.
academic green policy
its all the rage these days
at least they're interesting
and appropriate.
we just had punishment exercises where we had to write out the school rules x number of times {depending on how much of a dick the teacher was}, no matter what our "crime" was. totally pointless.
we used to have
shirt-tucking-in workshops
taught by yes_?
haha
I used to be part of the shirt police!
oh the 'lets kick you into shape and make you a respectable member of society' workshops
Writing Lines
Polishing Desks
Sensibly discussing your current error of your ways
Helping the Lower Years during lunch break
counting bricks
Copying from the bible
while a nun spanks your bare bottom
are you just trying to arouse me today?
cause it's not working.
hmmm
what about....
"My dad probably masturbated on this chair"
I once had to listen to Santogold
after school detention
Had to sit in and 'not listen' to a PTA meeting, how ridiculous!
Writing a two page
essay on why spitting at people is bad.
Having to roll the cricket pitch.
Rolling the cricket pitch wouldn't be so bad
I rolled 10-acre fields last week..
^groundsman was just a lazy bastard
:)
Learn and recite a chapter of
the bible.
Was it Jude?
or John III?
when i was
in school i used to dread ever getting a maths detention as the maths teacher was an arse and made you colour in each alternate square on an entire sheet of graph paper ( the one with the tiny squares) sooooooooooo mind numbing!
oh
thats hilariously sadistic
that sounds like what i used to do..
...during the math class.
Although logarithm tables were no longer in use
when I got to senior school (I'm not that old) our Maths teacher still kept a book of them in his desk which he would instruct recalcitrant youths to copy from when he'd caught them transgressing.
For those who have never seen them they looked like this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Abramowitz%26Stegun.page97.agr.jpg
The internet played a cruel trick on me
For some reason only the first half of that link is clickable.
Shite.
writing two sides of A4
on why it is important not to forget books you have borrowed from the library
the guy didn't even read it, he just ripped it up and threw it in the bin when I finished :(
Lines
is surely the most tedious? Litter picking for the most annoying.
litter picking was bad
it wasnt even an a punishment in some schools
We have to do it anyway!
We were on duty last week and a group of 4 of us had to set out chairs for assembly and clean the tables after break and do litter duty. It was a horrible day.
you know the graph paper
with the tiny squares?
drawing a chessboard pattern on sheets and sheets of those.
^awful
what sort of teacher was she. christ thats really dull
I had to pump up the volleyballs once
Writing an essay on why criticising someone's religious beliefs is wrong was a bummer too.
It has to be.....
Lines. The most tedious thing. Not matter which why you did it, column by column, or row by row, it always bored the shit out of me.
the technigue was
all the 'I'
then all the 'Musts'
then the 'nots'
time flew by then..
standing under a clock,
or on a kerb. fun times.