Or conversing with sad looking people?

so that no one can say 'can you please move down'

saw a guy tap dancing for money the other day, possibly the WORST busking thing ever, well, maybe morris dancing would be worse. I'm not sure, i'd actually pay for them to fuck off

I thought that was why my daily hour in the morning, hour in the evening on the tube was invented.

That's what I do. If im on a carriage with a sexy laydee and they so much as catch my eye, being a narcissist I think "Oh my god they fancy me too! That's completely justifiable!"

Then I spend the rest of the journey trying to look really cool: as if there's a cool way to sit on the underground.

I'm basically a doofus.

using the poles n stuff (polesecise - pole dancing moves for fitness)

where you have to stand in the middle of the open-noseat-bit. you're not allowed to hold onto the railings. the idea is not to fall over. but you get more points on how suave you look while you don't fall over. it's fun. ish.

Looking over someone's shoulder at them playing tetris
checking out the technology
reading someone's 'reading level of 12' book over their shoulder
laughing at cute 15 year old boys reading 'elements of desire' or something like that
^loves the tube

about the people on the tube or character biogs?

(or just on pictures of people in the metro/londonlite if you're feeling unambitious)

and ask people for replies.
Write everything down and then choose the best answers in the evening and post them.

Frottage
Sly guffs
Pretend you're the host of "Movies Games and Videos" and review each station stop
Lie to strangers
Open the window at the end of your carriage and stand next to it. See what the breeze does to your hair. Document each windy-do over the course of your journey with a camera. Does this every day. At the end of the week pick your favourites and send the photos to your Mum.

On a quiet train infront of the doors one competitor hanging off the middle bars, then using only your legs you have to get the person to fall to the ground.

Much fun.