Teatime news round-up: May 13
What's in the news? HERE'S what's in the news.
A frankly whopping 75% of this year's Turner Prize nominees are of the lady kind. Cor.
Winehouse's garage becomes the hottest new place in Camden for wannabe rock stars to hang out. Who needs the Hawley Arms!
Talking Heads' David Byrne turns a New York museum into a massive instrument. Yep, even bigger than a tuba.
Agyness Deyn gets more of the rock and roll bug and forms a pun-tastic punk band Gene Jacket. Well done.
Pete Doherty comes clean on how he managed to pass drugs tests before he went into jail. By using someone else's piss, that's how.
Fergie - Duchess, not Black Eyed Pea - moves into a council estate for larks (this story has however been over shadowed by the fact that I have just spotted I have exactly the same hair as Fergie at the moment. Hairdresser has been duly booked.
And Liz Jones tells all women; young and old, what we are and aren't allowed to wear. Thanks Liz.
That article by Liz Jones...
..is HORRIBLE.
Basically if your 20 you can kinda wear what you like, once you are older you should give up on nice clothes, maybe just pop on a shroud.
Ad it is all illistarated with pictures of women 'of all ages' all looking FAB, at least that is what I think.
Also, I have never heard anyone describe Kate Moss as having "short legs".
There really is no hope for any of us.
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