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Madonna playing guitar

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by douchebag

lol

douchebag | 13 May '08, 23:01 | Send note | Report this | Reply

haha

it was so obvious she wasnt it was a bit sad


Basically, yeah.

I remember seeing her on tv a few years ago playing a strat and it was one of the most awkward thing ever. It's like when you put clothes on a dog.


^ i saw the with the strat too

not so much playing it, more strutting around, holding it, then taking ages to position her fingers to strum D for a few seconds. what a bawbag


The thing that annoys me about it

is that, as an image thing, it's probably totally worked for her. Idiot madonna fans probably thought "Oh my good she's such a good musician! Look she can play the guitar too!"


That was pretty hilarious.

Her version of 'Satisfaction' was truly cringeworthy.

Also, she can't really sing. Well, not on this concert, anyways.


*especially that one she bought.

That poor lad's gonna grow up really confused, bless him.


replace confused

with *disturbed*

As i would be if my 50 year old mother pranced around the world like a wrinkly old monkey on heat. in PVC. and singing too. Oh god.


All of this is really bad

But if I grew up knowing I'd been paid for I'd have issues. Serious issues.

Like, even worse than the ones I already have.


gotta love the world today.

commodification of the homo sapien and all that.

i'd have more issues if someone paid money to get rid of me though. at least the kid is wanted!


By Madonna

Not by his own parents.


parents probably thought the kid would have more chance of a good life...

there was a lot of controversy over the alleged adoption though.


And you thought it couldn't get any worse.

Madonna just faked an orgasm...


Why is she wearing dorky glasses.

She looks so old. So old. Stop dancing, Madonna.


She seemed to have no ability to close her mouth when dancing.

It was just all desperately grim....


what about when she shouted "give it to me!"?

it was basically like dame edna begging for cock off a stadium of gay blokes.


I;ve had to change over.....

damn you all.


phew...

just missed it.


nice arms tho...


True.

If she became a heroin addict, she'd have no problems.