What peculiar things can i legally do at 18 that i couldn't at the tender age of 17?
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Own a Box
.
and poo
in it
and write on the side
"I've got time for Ivor"
then sell it
in your own
shop, which is called Ivor's Mud Hut
Which despite its name
is actually constructed of hay bales
and sells
toffee apples
*boxes
come on. Pay attention
no
the apple is covered in poo (hense the toffee colour) and are in boxes
You have to wonder
what market this business is catering to..
two girls one cup
(yummy)
which reminds me...
...I forgot to have a wank tonight.
Only kidding children.
But then it's not really a toffee apple
is it?
no
FINE
i imagine.
everything you can now legally do.. you've been doing for about 8 years already anyways.
but congratulations!
i want to be 18 again
swap?
seriously!!??
i'd hate to be 18 again!
_
whyyyyyyyyy? i'd love it. i could be cool again.
no wayyyyy
18? still a teenager, living at home, just finished school...
vs.
being older.. living away from home... being in uni.... TRUMPS being 18 hands down.
18: At college, therefore socialising on a daily basis. Optimistic.
20: At home, working for my dad three days a week for less than the minimum wage, hopeless and depressed.
I guess it's all relative :/
18: just finishing school... living at home.... twats for friends.. flight of the conchords didn't exist...
23: have my own flat, doing my PhD, won a scholarship so i get 100k to last me a few years, alcohol dependency, safe-as-fuck friends, FOTC exists.
etc..
i still live at home :(
and have gone from being a young person with my whole life ahead of me, sure that i'd get some great job straight out of uni cos i got good grades at school to a less young person certain thhat my whole life is going to be a waste of time
have you got a job?
try further education! more excuses to avoid that whole job thing for a bit longer...
haaaaaated uni
so much guilt whenever i wasn't actually studying.
i have an internship. it might turn into a job. such is the life
i'm getting paid to study though...
so i kind of treat it like a job... one that doesn't require sitting in an office or wearing silly clothes, or having to get up in the morning.
and it's not like living out a ground-hog-day.
i could have another five years of no responsibility again
i dunno. i probably have less responsibility now.
plus. FREEDOM.
what do you do?
post grad student...
I feel like I'm 18 again
as I'm preparing to go to university again this September. Only difference is rather than excitement, I fell low down level of dread.
why dread?
Oh I just didn't enjoy it very much first time
but I need the degree rather. Plus being that bit older I've got better at avoiding stuff I don't like.
27 minutes!!
Eat y'self fitter!
What's a computer...
Eat y'self fitter!
Your cock magically doubles in size
i think i would
do all of the shit apple box thing above if this was true.
can i be the last person to call you a cunt
as a child? you cunt.
i'd also like to take a shot
at being the first person to call you a cunt as an adult...
but i'm guessing i was beaten to it. what with you being a cunt.
i see you have a way with words
my adultness tells me this
happy birthday, by the way...
you cunt.
mwah.
happy birthday
another year closer to natural death.
Being 18 is over rated...
It just means your legally admissable for entry into shitty nightclubs full of scuzzy loose-goose women.
In Essex, anyway.
Bon anniversaire monsieur!
Also, nothing special about being 18.
You should have done something illegal
that will not get you in any trouble if laws for minors are applied but will take you to jail if you're 18.
Happy Birthday!