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Describe your duvet covers in an unusual, startling or hilarious way

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by RockNRollMassacre

Mine look like how Hot Chip sound, but in duvet cover form. Obvs.

RockNRollMassacre | 14 May '08, 01:09 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Mine look like

someone with incontinence has rubbed their bum up and down it for 3 hours solid.


3000+ people died

because of my duvet cover and what it meant to some people


Like

someone who's played Tetris but has no skills whatsoever and it will all die when the next brick-thing comes in.


Oh

Yeah sorry about that. I was a bit drunk when I decided to play tetris on your bed :(


mine looks like granny chintz

but more orderly


a section of carpet

from a nu-rave themed Oscars ceremony.


...

like angel delight filled with marshmallows


Mine look like a giant Twister board....

for that is what they are

Nite!xxx


.

i ain't doing your homework for you boy


Mine looks like someone

happened to bleed an awful lot and by coincidence, the blood formed an art nouveau pattern accross my bed.


Mine were white,

but - being years old and not cleaned freuqently enough - look like a faded cum stain on a black pair of loose-fit M&S boxers


Mine loos like a forest covered in an avalanche.

With 20% of the moutain on fire.


white.


Mine look like the sea,

if it were a jigsaw puzzle.