I'm not wipe-clean

but id much rather it be a girl than a guy. if there was some gay wanking done obver me i think id be a little disturbed

suprised.
However when I was young and beautiful I was also shallow, and was flattered if I thought the person was hott or popular, but slightly perturbed by the idea if the person is 'desperate' (applies to men or women) I am ashamed of myself for feeling like this yet i suspect that many people might feel similarly.

Although I draw the line at animals.

ew.

i found it funny and, yes, rather flattering in a weird sort of way.
although i did find the people who told me attractive and suspect i would find it creepy if some ugly old man told me the same.

not for my massive bazongers

depends on who it was as to how positive my reaction would be. the thought of michael heseltine rubbing one out over the thought of my creamy ginger love would frankly disturb me.